He bought Deek a green mug!! I’m dead. His wee blue rangers soul will die a little 
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Is it even Christmas if he ditches the "Hello ma lovelies" tree topper though?? Why couldn't he paint that red instead?
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I want to know what situation arises where you need an emergency Christmas card
Also, for the Christmas eve boxes surely a nicer thing to do would be to each fill the others with surprises and swap them Christmas eve. Then again imagine Mario stamping his wee size 5 hoof if Derek didn't get red pjs, did you know he's daein a red candy cane theme? So aye
Also, for the Christmas eve boxes surely a nicer thing to do would be to each fill the others with surprises and swap them Christmas eve. Then again imagine Mario stamping his wee size 5 hoof if Derek didn't get red pjs, did you know he's daein a red candy cane theme? So aye
I cannae wait to see the Christmas Eve pictures. Both the wee hobbits in their red pjs, next to the candy cane themed tree, pretending to be surprised at what is in their Christmas Eve boxes 
Creating a box of special items for each other would be a nice surprise or spending the £93 spent so far on a lovely meal out in a nice restaurant would be my choice. (Considering we are only on boxes and Pjs so far….once we add the other stuff the total will be the equivalent of eating in that fancy restaurant that was attached to the hotel that he couldn’t afford!)
I've just realised we've also got the Hannah Wax advent calendar reveal to look forward to. Who remembers last year? 25 days of literally a picture of a piece of wax and it's wee box. Nae description just day 1 wax, day 2 wax, and so on. Cannae wait 
I've had the best few days, I'm behind with everything because of this wee crazy bastard. My husband has told me that lately, it's taking us 2 hours to watch a 30 minute programme, because I'm too busy watching some lunatic woman banging on about Christmas. 
The Christmas eve boxes, my god, I can't bleeping breathe! The bed. The bleeping bed, I'm suprised its not in the downstairs flat, with all that tit, there's a pissing cat carrier under there ffs. This is apparently not a paradoy account. This is not a TV programme. Yet I feel we should be paying for this content, but it's free. It's been a week, ma lovelies. Who knows what will tomorrow will bring. I'm thinking a giant sleigh to go in the hallway. A bespoke santa plate to leave cookies on. A wee milk bottle for Santa to drink.
The Christmas eve boxes, my god, I can't bleeping breathe! The bed. The bleeping bed, I'm suprised its not in the downstairs flat, with all that tit, there's a pissing cat carrier under there ffs. This is apparently not a paradoy account. This is not a TV programme. Yet I feel we should be paying for this content, but it's free. It's been a week, ma lovelies. Who knows what will tomorrow will bring. I'm thinking a giant sleigh to go in the hallway. A bespoke santa plate to leave cookies on. A wee milk bottle for Santa to drink.
Do you think he leaves milk, cookies and a carrot out on Christmas Eve? I bet he’s does!I've had the best few days, I'm behind with everything because of this wee crazy bastard. My husband has told me that lately, it's taking us 2 hours to watch a 30 minute programme, because I'm too busy watching some lunatic woman banging on about Christmas.
He most definitely does, along with a magical key cos he ain't got a chimney.
I wonder will we see again that purveyor of mirth from last year, the butt plug Santa ???
I can see it now, the mould growing on the wall, the pj's that shrank in the wash. The tit tree with too much tit on. Eight hundred elfs and gonks on the console tables.I cannae wait to see the Christmas Eve pictures. Both the wee hobbits in their red pjs, next to the candy cane themed tree, pretending to be surprised at what is in their Christmas Eve boxes
Derek does the Santa foot print stencils on the crapet for him. The ones neutrogena bought out in home bargs the other year
It got me thinking as well, so l wouldn't put it past him
Bet he makes Deek wear a Santa outfit and acts out a big scene before getting to give him a rogering.
Ma lovelies wit's happened. I went doon tae ma cousins fur a few bespoke boujjee drinks n suddenly it's Xmas eve box reveal night. Hiv a been kidnapped in a delorean by Marty McFly n it's noo Xmas Wtf ma lovelies mwah mwah mwah mwah 
@Dawn Dayn ,moon of my life… i cannae start new threads any more “insufficient privileges”
the last Xmas eve boxes were pink lettering if I remember rightly. And Mario is a wasteful bastard. Nae Debates
@Cagayu Can you help with this image ma luvlee ?
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