A douche for a douche
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With the shite he eats I think he will need something like this…
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Can you imagine how long it’d take for the water to run clear? Paisley would be on a hosepipe ban in the middle of winter
Marion's been rooound about Dezza,'s stash the night ma lovelies eh so aye mwah mwah he's chonged oot his wee bespoke nut 
I’m planning next fall ma lovelie.
I’m in good company thenAh, me too.Always on the bad girls bench.
What I don’t understand is that a couple of days ago he was being all defensive (I know!) about the Christmas Eve boxes and said he always had them as a child and he was just carrying on doing them, so there! (I may be paraphrasing) but, correct me if I am wrong but are Christmas Eve boxes not a relatively new thing (like the last ten years or so?) I have actual offspring and when I first came across Christmas Eve boxes I remember thinking they were a nice thing for kids but mine were probably too old, so never did them (even although they were still actual children) So I think he might have been telling porkies about having them as I child, I really don’t think they were a ‘thing‘ 40 years ago 
Yeah, they definitely haven't been going that long.What I don’t understand is that a couple of days ago he was being all defensive (I know!) about the Christmas Eve boxes and said he always had them as a child and he was just carrying on doing them, so there! (I may be paraphrasing) but, correct me if I am wrong but are Christmas Eve boxes not a relatively new thing (like the last ten years or so?) I have actual offspring and when I first came across Christmas Eve boxes I remember thinking they were a nice thing for kids but mine were probably too old, so never did them (even although they were still actual children) So I think he might have been telling porkies about having them as I child, I really don’t think they were a ‘thing‘ 40 years ago
Margrit has just given us a small glimpse of Christmas at his own hoose.
Is it you, or Mr Margrit dressed as santa ma lovelie? *runs off laughing*
Oft ma lovelie, Mr Margrit and I are too pished on Christmas Eve to even contemplate a game of hide the sausage.Margrit has just given us a small glimpse of Christmas at his own hoose.
*runs off laughing*
We like to play Dawn did all the work, prep and prezzies and is now pissed off.
Christmas Eve at our house is me getting pissed with the kids whilst they get ready to go clubbing (I’m not like a regular Mom, I’m a cool Mom! God love them they keep me young)We like to play Dawn did all the work, prep and prezzies and is now pissed off.
then I pick an argument with the husband, eat my weight in mince pies and them weird creamy crispy cheese ball things and fall asleep with heartburn. Nae an xmas Eve box in sight
Tell us you do wear Christmas PJs though?Christmas Eve at our house is me getting pissed with the kids whilst they get ready to go clubbing (I’m not like a regular Mom, I’m a cool Mom! God love them they keep me young)
I usually fall asleep in a vest and wake up with a tit hanging outTell us you do wear Christmas PJs though?
I need to get some class and start living life as it should be lived That’ll be Santa leaving u hanging outI usually fall asleep in a vest and wake up with a tit hanging out
Get you them PJs ordered, “life is so short”
Im deadI usually fall asleep in a vest and wake up with a tit hanging out
The best he has ever looked... bless his wee Celtic coloured sockd
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