Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Alansbigplate]

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He's taking the absolute piss. All because of Sky not giving him a freebie, he's decided to punish us lot. If he can type, then he can upload a video for our bespoke entertainment.

Someone photo shop Marions face onto Stacey in that photo please.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I've swapped his face with Lawrence Llewellyn Bellend. Feel ill.

 

[Anti-influencer]

I bet he will make a post tomorrow like “ohhh I heard Insta was down but I wisnae oan it last night ma lovelies, was living ma life as it should be! Insta isn’t a way of life, it’s no ma joab, a huv a life away from here, so aye”

 

[liltatling]

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I've had the best few days, I'm behind with everything because of this wee crazy bastard. My husband has told me that lately, it's taking us 2 hours to watch a 30 minute programme, because I'm too busy watching some lunatic woman banging on about Christmas. The Christmas eve boxes, my god, I can't fucking breathe! The bed. The fucking bed, I'm suprised its not in the downstairs flat, with all that shit, there's a pissing cat carrier under there ffs. This is apparently not a paradoy account. This is not a TV programme. Yet I feel we should be paying for this content, but it's free. It's been a week, ma lovelies. Who knows what will tomorrow will bring. I'm thinking a giant sleigh to go in the hallway. A bespoke santa plate to leave cookies on. A wee milk bottle for Santa to drink.

 

[liltatling]

I know nobody could possibly wait until the weekend for the exciting reveal. Stunning

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Afternoon all this is my first venture into Mario thread land but I watched his stories this morning and what an odd little article he is! I have 4 kids and a Xmas eve box has never graced my home. Im still trying to avoid Halloween in the shops and after being made redundant during covid I’m fully ostriching Christmas this year.
he is a wet wipe but I fear I won’t be able to stop watching now. It’s like a bizarre comedy

Once youse start watching this gigantic ninkumpoop, there's nae going back. Me wee wains are sick of me speaking Scottish. I'm not even Scottish ma lovelie. So aye and so forth.

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Holiday criss… aw I cannae keep up wae him. I’m sitting here in ma Sombrero, Christmas tree up decorated with spiderwebs and candy canes, listening to Christmas tunes as I pack shorts and tshirts for my trip to Massachusetts to sunbathe and watch the leafs fall aff the trees. What month we on now?

 

[Cagayu]

@Cagayu Can you help with this image ma luvlee ?

 

[OhhBacon]

The bread on his sandwich is the wrong way round...who would do this? Why would you do this? You match the bread right? Curved with curved and then straight corners with corners?

 

[FoksiOska]

Yum

 

[liltatling]

I'm being trolled by Marrion. Out with my giralz this evening and I spot this as I come ooout of the bogs. So aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Melv and Deek spotted oot havin a one o them

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Omg little Marion Cropper. Bless.

 

[OhhBacon]

Update on today’s spend;
Cards (clearly only sends to those that send him one) 99p
Room Spray (unnecessary purchases as he has a ton of wax melts) £1.99
Ornament hooks £2.99
Suction hooks £1.99
Tacky Home Bargains ornament £1.49
Battery lights £1
Hand tape dispenser (he had this last year, why has he bought again…why do I know this!) £1
Gingerbread wax melter £5
Red bells £3
Small (crap looking) tree £9.50
Candle holder £7.50
Red bauble £5

Today’s total £41.45 + £65.00 =£106.45
Total Autumn and Christmas £363.30 + £106.45= £469.75

Then he has pulled this all out from under the bed....
Two wooden Christmas Eve boxes £24
Wooden personalised signs £14
Other MDF sign. £4
Red paint £1 (guessed)
Christmas mugs £10

Total £53

Christmas £106.45 + £53 = £159.45
Autumn and Christmas £363.30+ £159.45= £522.75

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Smell the wealth my lovelies.

 

[Badaboom]

What I don’t understand is that a couple of days ago he was being all defensive (I know!) about the Christmas Eve boxes and said he always had them as a child and he was just carrying on doing them, so there! (I may be paraphrasing) but, correct me if I am wrong but are Christmas Eve boxes not a relatively new thing (like the last ten years or so?) I have actual offspring and when I first came across Christmas Eve boxes I remember thinking they were a nice thing for kids but mine were probably too old, so never did them (even although they were still actual children) So I think he might have been telling porkies about having them as I child, I really don’t think they were a ‘thing‘ 40 years ago

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The bread on his sandwich is the wrong way round...who would do this? Why would you do this? You match the bread right? Curved with curved and then straight corners with corners?

A sick fucking bastard would do it, that's who.

 

[Babybail93]

Tell us you do wear Christmas PJs though?

I usually fall asleep in a vest and wake up with a tit hanging out I need to get some class and start living life as it should be lived

 

[Poptart]

So, anyone doing anything nice for valentine's?