Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[I wud like sum tea]

I’m ruffer than marions lips this morning…I really need to stop living life as it shud be n get masel some class

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Doesn’t like Halloween.

Fills house with pumpkins, the symbol of Halloween.

I cannot with this prick anymore.

 

[Sloppys]

He needs help. He has a serious spending addiction. All to try and keep up with the insta huns who want nothing to do with him. I live in a 3 bedroom house (smell the wealth) and I wouldn’t have room for all this shit he’s buying.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Marion, tell me you send yourself questions without actually telling me you send yourself questions. Marion Llewelyn-Boggin View attachment 810201

STYLE PEOPLES HOMES! TRAINED! Fuck sake, I can’t anymore!

 

[Babybail93]

Why does he always have really pointy trainers?

To fit his elf feet in. I reckon he has a long foot with just one massive toe on the end of it. So aye

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Christ ave no long started following Marion and we’ve sped right through Autumn and noo we’re on tae Christmas. Ave no even picked ma pumpkin yet.

 

[Poptart]

He needs to change his Instagram name to Moaning with Mario.

 

[Popper]

Well I decorated my school stage with the bespoke fishy leaves today and ma wee class lived their lives as it should be and sang their hearts oot at our harvest assembly. The wealth and fish could be smelt fur miles around. Got ma feet up noo, eatin criss and drinkin joos ready fur ma week aff. Nae debates.

 

[liltatling]

He had to get into his local counsellor sounds painful....poor counsellor!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I hope someone in the sky call centre with the powers to halt accounts, have a wee watch of his meltdown about sky yesterday and just cut him off for the craic

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Like why is no one saying to him that he’s making a complete arse of himself with stuff like personalised pyjamas and Christmas Eve boxes for men in their late 30’s. If I had a fanny it would be bone dry.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Red and white to sit your red and white gonk on top? Now I’m no craftsman’s like Marion but surely it would’ve been better without any paint?

He’s like a kid. When my daughter went through a purple phase - everything had to be purple! She would only eat food if surrounded by pickled beetroot . She was 6 at the time so we let it run it’s course. He’s nearly bloody 40. I mean really…..

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Does he wear a wee broon Smokey eye or is that just the side effects of no vejetibles?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I’ve got an permanent frown on my face after watching those stories. Christmas Eve boxes, I can’t even... if my other half said to me heres a Christmas Eve box for you, he’d be fucking out that door faster than one of Marions bespoke IBS bouts! I honestly can’t get over how much money he pisses up the wall on crap!

 

[Babybail93]

Do we think he’s having another comma (sulk)?

He’s on a come down. He shot his bolt too soon with the autumn shite and now he has nothing to show off about. Rinse and repeat the week after he has shown his Christmas shite on the 6th November. Yes, the SIXTH OF NOVEMBER

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Don’t say we’re going back tae summer again wi hoilday criss I don’t know if I’m Arthur or Martha wi awl this back and tae

I'm dizzy with it all. I've put my decorations up, taken them down. Spring cleaning next week.

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Whoever sold them their sky package must've been laughing when wee Deek ordered it, £120 while he's in contract? They saw him coming.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Any further sign of wain adoption jurnee? My fiancé and I are looking into adoption now and I'd be interested to see what Marion does so we can do the opposite

 

[Dove88]

"Whoever" has messaged him has caught exclamationmarkinitis. Sadly, there's no known cure.

 

[Dove88]

Ma phones been in the drawer ma lovelies, this is just a hoabie for me, it's no ma joab, am living ma life to the fullest in ma cosy Halloween Christmas Easter bonnet hoose. A gajillion o you lovelies messaged me, but am abzalootley fine, am just in a comma right now. Ma comma, ma rules. Nae debates.