Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

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I've only jus discovered him... he don't half waffle on eh ffs! Wot even is he?
He's a freak of nature, an imbecile when it comes to basic grammar, lives in a fantasy land, desperate to be noticed, a hoarder, has issues with spending, drama Queen, no real friends to be seen other than the virtual one's on his page, and a narcissist.

Have l missed anything out lads?.
 
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He's a freak of nature, an imbecile when it comes to basic grammar, lives in a fantasy land, desperate to be noticed, a hoarder, has issues with spending, drama Queen, no real friends to be seen other than the virtual one's on his page, and a narcissist.

Have l missed anything out lads?.
Spot on 👌.. Oh & he’s a proper bleep also 🤪
 
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He's a freak of nature, an imbecile when it comes to basic grammar, lives in a fantasy land, desperate to be noticed, a hoarder, has issues with spending, drama Queen, no real friends to be seen other than the virtual one's on his page, and a narcissist.

Have l missed anything out lads?.
And a BIG beaky nose.




I wanna know what he sees when he looks in the mirror. . Lol old Marion feeling her oats when she clocks herself in the camera 😆🤣 he looks like a drag queen, and bad one called tonsa love
 
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And a BIG beaky nose.




I wanna know what he sees when he looks in the mirror. . Lol old Marion feeling her oats when she clocks herself in the camera 😆🤣 he looks like a drag queen, and bad one called tonsa love
That nose man 🙈 He's looking as if he's deciding what side is the best for pictures....None!🤣
 
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And a BIG beaky nose.




I wanna know what he sees when he looks in the mirror. . Lol old Marion feeling her oats when she clocks herself in the camera 😆🤣 he looks like a drag queen, and bad one called tonsa love
The last time I seen a nose like mierdres it was trying to impregnate me ma luvlees ... so aye keep in yer ain lanes hens
 
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He's a freak of nature, an imbecile when it comes to basic grammar, lives in a fantasy land, desperate to be noticed, a hoarder, has issues with spending, drama Queen, no real friends to be seen other than the virtual one's on his page, and a narcissist.

Have l missed anything out lads?.
His cat hates him, his boyfriend is brain dead, he boil cooks everything, even fried eggs. He works as a cleaner for the police, but has promoted an illegal thing. 👀

And a BIG beaky nose.




I wanna know what he sees when he looks in the mirror. . Lol old Marion feeling her oats when she clocks herself in the camera 😆🤣 he looks like a drag queen, and bad one called tonsa love
Oof he's put on a few stone since then.
 
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He's a freak of nature, an imbecile when it comes to basic grammar, lives in a fantasy land, desperate to be noticed, a hoarder, has issues with spending, drama Queen, no real friends to be seen other than the virtual one's on his page, and a narcissist.

Have l missed anything out lads?.
Yeah, he's a nan and has tea breath. 🤨

He's shat his 'see a sucker' bedding again. Castelvecchi runs straight through our little hobbit.
He's moved on from Adele now, we've bounced straight from new and back to the 80's. Prepare from a wee whiplash jurney again, so aye.
 
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Ooh she’s up early the day. Must of tit the bed. So aye.

Where is he going for breakfast? It’ll either be a weatherspoons or that cafe he always goes to. Boring. As. duck.

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She’s very quiet today? I dread to think what kind of shite it’s wasting Derek’s money on now!
 
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Has he been out shopping and eating tit as usual, I need the update. Oi Mario, are you in debt, totally fucked or Katie Price bankrupt.
 
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