This pic will give him a stiffy.
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Omg hen you’ve really come through with your bespokely made to order image! Mwah
You mean a wide on ma lovelie
Nooooooooooooo 
So am coming tae realise that Marion is like the reincarnated spirit of somebody’s Nan. The chippy tea oan a Friday, the obsession wae being ‘cosy’, the decorating his hoose fur the hunners of granweins he disnae huv noo. He’s a Nan in a previous life. So aye.
Even my Gran that’s been dead for 12 years has a better social life!
Surprised he didnae head to the Bingo after his early bird dinner there. My gran is very much alive and kicking and kens better time that this yin.
That's just what I've come to say.
If he had some real friends in his life instead of virtual or other influencers, because l can only think Derek can't be arsed to go out unless it's to that cafe for fish and chips
Laughed right oota PoloBecause he’s got a hair cut that would get him laughed right oota Polo ma lovelie.
I can actually see him in AXM dancing to the rave remix of higher love, no shade 
Is he name no spelled with a big K? Back in ma aine laine noo.
I dunno ma lovely but they’ve missed the ‘n’ from Marion too
A would love to see him in cafe mambo at sunset ‘vibing’ to the saxophone
... can u imagine
Look through the Rayn highlight and it's sooo obvious how much she hates Mario but adores Derek
That cat hates him, fact! Poor Rayn, mad Mario putting his flash on when filming her, what a prickLook through the Rayn highlight and it's sooo obvious how much she hates Mario but adores Derek
Absolootly fumin’ ma lovelies. The company that did ma bespoke blinds has suggested following the wee hobbit. They will be going in the bin, off for a bespoke new blind jurnee. Did not expect this betrayal.
I've only jus discovered him... he don't half waffle on eh ffs! Wot even is he?
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