Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Pabsy]

The bread on his sandwich is the wrong way round...who would do this? Why would you do this? You match the bread right? Curved with curved and then straight corners with corners?

It’s bespoke mah lovely! He reached out tae them and they couldn’t wait to make his food bespoke and boujee!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He’s probably treatit himself to a fried pizza n chips to calm his nerves

Aye but he will be ragin that he’s no able to show his lovelies his culinary delights…

 

[Sloppys]

Mazda is an absolute stunner, ma lovelies. Nae debates on ma page !
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The middle one when he’s pure raging wee Deek used the for show jo joe Malone hand wash

 

[Shrekssister]

Bingo!!

Wasn't arsed but leapt back on this morning, sure Jan

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Them aww ma lovelie they are a highlight like no other

The avamay party, it was a couple of years ago. He spent ages getting ready, orange fake tan, school uniform outfit. Looked awkward as fuck all night. Mario went to bed early, after all that effort, and Derek stayed at the party, so Mario locked him out of the hotel room.

Right ma lovelies, that’s ma night sorted. I’m getting aw cosy watching them aw.

 

[Cagayu]

Still can't get over he said an actual wooden tray had a wooden effect. Mate, it's real wood you Plank.

*paints couple of stripes of paint on a wooden sleigh*

*decides I now have a talent*

Bow down bitchez

His sisters talent isn’t much more to write home about…. Cupcakes around a big cake which is piped and has some cricut shit shoved on it. One trick pony really if you look at her page. Variety is the spice of life Krystal

 

[Booboo76]

Go out then, prick!

 

[Cady1954]

Smell the wealth my lovelies.

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WTF Whats wrong with people???

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Red and white to sit your red and white gonk on top? Now I’m no craftsman’s like Marion but surely it would’ve been better without any paint?

It's like the grey everything fad, Mario has just broadened it to two whole colours, poor thing really, imagine being that clueless.

Oh no no nooo!! Seeing his long finger toes sticking out those women’s slippers has given me PTSD. They look like they’d be cheesy Those long, curly things would be what one would call Quaver taes

I've got finger toes.

 

[youare1]

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Did I imagine it or did he not say he had got rid of the pink xmas stuff or donated it to someone (letting on he was being all charitable)?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

‘Im not the only talented family member..’ DEED

What are his talents? Did I miss something?

Sisters cakes are so basic. Suppose it runs in the family.

 

[TooFarScone]

Look through the Rayn highlight and it's sooo obvious how much she hates Mario but adores Derek

 

[jxhx]

He probably fell over the easter bunny given he’s so far ahead in seasons

I near choked to death on ma coffee there!!

 

[Lady Bug]

H

Not even 9pm and he's away to bed shattered

He needs to rest so he can spend the weekend buying pumpkin and candy canes.

 

[Cagayu]

@Dawn Dayn ,moon of my life… i cannae start new threads any more “insufficient privileges”

 

[SuzyE]

I love how he is calling the Lays crisps “holiday crisps” like he has ever been abroad in his life

I had them on my first trip to the states in the early 90s....As usual, Maz is behind with the times

 

[SuzyE]

Friggin hell, those domino's!

 

[Cagayu]

He could be on twitter, there's loads on there right now, moaning their heads off.

I hope he does or Sallie axl goes public again. I’m gagging for some action

 

[Lornamac1809]

Look how dark his eyes are.... clearly lacking in vitamins!!! He needs some fruit and veg in his diet!!

How can his skin look so bad the the amount of stuff he supposedly uses, he's the one that says he uses lip balm all year round! My daughters donr even look that bad and she's on acne medicine that drys skin out!!

 

[SuzyE]

I think he went on a massive shopping spree before last Christmas for his new colour theme! I’m sure he was boasting about his new theme before Christmas had even begun.

You're right, he was. He definitely said he was doing traditional colours this year, so that's obviously changed