Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Skyflier6727]

Anyone else absolutely hate that yesterday, day, tomorrow bollocks? It rips my bloody knitting I know what day it is you halfwit as we have a life in this house and need to plan etc. Crabbit the day

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He is a fucking maniac!!!

No wonder he sick of his autumn decorations, he had them up in the fucking summer!!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Get in the fucking bin!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I’ve seen hedgehogs with smoother hair than this.

 

[ChubClubThug]

What's wrong with ma hair lovelie? View attachment 805497

Christ on a trampoline it's like a 50p no wonder the tight git is always clutching it

 

[CrapEars]

I bet he will make a post tomorrow like “ohhh I heard Insta was down but I wisnae oan it last night ma lovelies, was living ma life as it should be! Insta isn’t a way of life, it’s no ma joab, a huv a life away from here, so aye”

Bingo!!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Happy "Friday" ma lovelies, we got this.
Actual gif of oor Mario.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Aw lovelie ah think we’re in for sum jurney along Clutch Ma Beak Lane!
Can any of the Original Marion fans tell us the main highlights tae look oot for? Other than:
Cosy!
Festive!
Candles oan! And so forth.

The avamay party, it was a couple of years ago. He spent ages getting ready, orange fake tan, school uniform outfit. Looked awkward as fuck all night. Mario went to bed early, after all that effort, and Derek stayed at the party, so Mario locked him out of the hotel room.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I adore decorating for Christmas but he's sucking the fun out of it with a red and white paper straw, the fucking dick

 

[Dawn Dayn]

So let me get this straight, now I’ve finally watched all his stories with the sound on. *before* last Christmas, he was *already* planning THIS Christmas’s theme?
He’s not dressing Harrods Christmas window display! He doesn’t have to plan 2 years in advance. What is the matter with the man? What the hell does Derek really think? Or is he just too stoned to realise what’s happening?

It's a mix of his retail background, and copying insta accounts, rather than seriously consider his and Derek's future. He's pottering around in a part time job, a job that could go at any time, they're always cutting back on cleaners ffs. And spending a lot of money on tat he neither needs not has room for.
I must go now, my new washing machine is coming in the next half hour. Am I Mario ffs. Will it fit under the bed. Should I stop typing.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Red and white to sit your red and white gonk on top? Now I’m no craftsman’s like Marion but surely it would’ve been better without any paint?

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Hand on heart, it'd make no difference to my life. I'm amazed how put out some people are.

It would me hen cause I'm a bitch and need to see what these twats are upto! Tattle is like Heat magazine, but for instagram Zlist wannabes. Plus the banter and laughs with Marions Christmas reveal

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

And what does he use the GHD hair straighteners on???

I think he uses them, to warm his deep fried pizza up, that he brings home from Castelvecchi.

Hello ma lovelies, sorry youse are all missing us. I'd like to thank youse for following ma sisters wee cake jurney and for the 6 of youse for buying the sleigh on hobbycraft, so aye. Getting ma cozy on now

 

[HulaHannah]

I have second hand embarrassment for him. I have a few nieces and nephews, ranging from baby to pre-teen. One of my siblings doesn't do Xmas eve boxes as we never had them and they think it's just another unnecessary material concept jumped on by retailers to sell crap. The others do it/did it, but even the two older kids are over it now. They don't believe, they get new PJs but they've picked them themselves so they are just given to them and if they want snacks/hot drinks they pick out the cupboards. The fact they are closing in on 40 (well Mario anyway) and make them for themselves is cringe-worthy! You want tacky Xmas PJs, buy them, why is a box necessary? Hot Choc station last year so it was already out. You are adults who know where you keep the good snacks. Movies are typically streamed now so again, why the box for grown adults? With kids is it not about presenting a gift early (be it from parents, Santa, grandparents, the elf, etc), helping get them settled when they are bouncing off walls with excitement with a movie or book and hot choc, and then in bed?

I wonder if he buys gifts for himself and wraps them too? I honestly don't get the need/point.

 

[Cagayu]

View attachment 808677Showing himself up on Hinch’s post with his illiteracy and inability to string a simple sentence together makes zero sense Marion!

Powerful doesn’t mean popular. Just look at Stalin

 

[SuzyE]

Im sounding like a broken record, but this is the funniest friggin thread on Tattle

 

[menopausalmargrit]

The sleigh! The gonk! The tray! What a load of old shit!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

That is one ugly cunt look how dry them lips are

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They are how dry I imagine my fanny would be (if I had one) after reading any of his posts.

 

[Step-by-step]

That grand amount of £567.23 spunked on tat & utter SHITE would have been a whopping start to the car journey which we all know was never gonna happen

 

[blocknroll]

Hey Maz, what's a BARAGIN Imbecile!

He used to have a bar-a-gin, it had wheels and sat in the corner of the living room but it disappeared one day. Last seen hurling its self down Causeyside Street looking for a dump. Nae debates.