Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

What a liar

Hey Maz, what's a BARAGIN Imbecile!

Just how many baubles does one fucker need??? I mean, his tree can’t be any bigger than 4 foot in that little hobit hole can it! Fucking clown, he has so many issues going on but I just don’t know where to start unpicking them all!

 

[Poptart]

Imagine Instagram being down was the end of it forever? What would Mario do? How would he show his lovelies his tat new Christmas theme?

YouseTube! ma lovelie. Or as we call it, YouTube.

 

[Shmebulock]

That’ll be Santa leaving u hanging out
Get you them PJs ordered, “life is so short”

Not as short as Mazda's new pyjama arms

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I've swapped his face with Lawrence Llewellyn Bellend. Feel ill.

Jesus fucking Christ!!! I’m pouring myself a methalated spirit and lemonade to get over that!!

 

[Babybail93]

Get the mega bus booked hen. I’ll meet you aff the bus. Make sure you don’t fall asleep in just yer vest on the bus.

We can all have dinner down that Italian place he always goes too. Citavechi or whatever it’s called I’ll have bolognese soup to start followed by deep fried lasagne

 

[Babybail93]

Red and white to sit your red and white gonk on top? Now I’m no craftsman’s like Marion but surely it would’ve been better without any paint?

I love how he has to do all his shitty arts and crafts in the 3inch gap between the sofa and tacky coffee table

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So am coming tae realise that Marion is like the reincarnated spirit of somebody’s Nan. The chippy tea oan a Friday, the obsession wae being ‘cosy’, the decorating his hoose fur the hunners of granweins he disnae huv noo. He’s a Nan in a previous life. So aye.

Even my Gran that’s been dead for 12 years has a better social life!

 

[Babybail93]

Bet he makes Deek wear a Santa outfit and acts out a big scene before getting to give him a rogering.

Straight in Mario’s Christmas Eve box. So aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

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It sounds extreme, but I’d like to see insta just disappear forever to see the reaction of the insta wankers

I would like him to go back on insta and find that he's only got 4 followers.

 

[Sloppys]

Nae ma lovelies, I am fucking done Christmas Eve boxes for a 40 year old bloke I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (and am agreeing with others on here) he has got be a parody account. People like this don’t seriously exist in real life do they? Just when you think he’s out done himself he somehow manages to pull something even worse oot the wardrobe (or under the bed in this case).

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

It must be bespoke damp if it just disappears Only the best for our Maria

Why is he so confusing man - says the damp is gone but hopefully gets sorted soon

 

[Babybail93]

Just saw on the news that Instagram and Facebook have went down. He'll be crabbit as hell that he can't get on

Ma lovely, he said he’s working overtime (32mins) this week so will nae have time to get onte the gram. So aye

 

[menopausalmargrit]

His sisters talent isn’t much more to write home about…. Cupcakes around a big cake which is piped and has some cricut shit shoved on it. One trick pony really if you look at her page. Variety is the spice of life Krystal

Given that Marion cooks spaghetti bolognaise in the oven it’s hardly surprising that he thinks his sisters basic cakes look incredible.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

“Sick ehhhh it! ” BUY YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE THEN AND STOP SPENDING ALL YOUR SPARE CASH ON TAT.

I guess in the tiny brain of Marion, being a homeowner means you don’t have such problems ye do Mario but you need to pay for repairs out of your own pocket! Arsehole.

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

Heavy duty thick - not sure if he’s describing himself or the cloths

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

£26 for that woollen candy cane, I don’t fucking think so!

WHAAAAAT!!!! I thought around £3. What the fuck goes on in that flat head of his.

 

[Macmama]

I've swapped his face with Lawrence Llewellyn Bellend. Feel ill.

Thank you for ma bespoke new avatar, ma luvlie. Av just been waiting fur an avatar jurnee! Aw the joos and criss to you

 

[Babybail93]

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A rough price of how much they cost…
The reviews aren’t very good. My favourite is “they look like ping pong balls”

He’ll be popping them out like he’s at that club in “Priscilla, Queen of the desert”. Pop music!

 

[Alansbigplate]

If he’d had some ae these matches in a jar he couldae done smoke signals karma on his arse that is

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Happy Friday my loveliessss, we have made it! You got this! Mwah

Do any of you remember that episode of changing rooms when Linda Barker put that floating shelf by wire in the middle of the room, they put the woman's antique tea pots on it, and it fell I can only imagine if Mazda M3 did a DIY show this would be a similar out come, shelving everywhere to hold 50million wax melts and candles only for the sheer weight of all the tat on the shelves to make them collapse. House goes on fire.
I can imagine it now gang
''Ooops, sorry my lovely, tons a love''... then skips back to his bedsit.

How dare he think he can go and wreck other peoples houses and fill them full of utter shite that isn't needed. I think them fumes have went to his head. He is tapped in the head.

Anyway, I will parallel park myself back into my own lane now. xxxx