Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Alansbigplate]

View attachment 802823 Just for you Alan

 

[Doodlebug71]

Ma luvlees a long overdue wee pump o the mop to clean his flairs,this gave me life this morning hens ...so aye

 

[Skyflier6727]

God, I LOVE this thread, it's hilarious....

I love it too. There is never any bitching or arguing - just good fun

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I just read that the road map between the apps and any devices has been erased. Apparently a really serious issue.

I am sat here clutching my beak thinking about how erratic Mario is being right now.

We know that he won’t be on TikTok coz he HATES it!

 

[OhhBacon]

I want to know what situation arises where you need an emergency Christmas card

Also, for the Christmas eve boxes surely a nicer thing to do would be to each fill the others with surprises and swap them Christmas eve. Then again imagine Mario stamping his wee size 5 hoof if Derek didn't get red pjs, did you know he's daein a red candy cane theme? So aye

Creating a box of special items for each other would be a nice surprise or spending the £93 spent so far on a lovely meal out in a nice restaurant would be my choice.

(Considering we are only on boxes and Pjs so far….once we add the other stuff the total will be the equivalent of eating in that fancy restaurant that was attached to the hotel that he couldn’t afford!)

 

[Jerry Garcia]

I wonder will we see again that purveyor of mirth from last year, the butt plug Santa ???

 

[menopausalmargrit]

What a fucking sad prick. He’s such an odd shape from the tip of his 3 hairs to his big toe.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

He’s on a come down. He shot his bolt too soon with the autumn shite and now he has nothing to show off about. Rinse and repeat the week after he has shown his Christmas shite on the 6th November. Yes, the SIXTH OF NOVEMBER

No gonnae lie lovelie, am looking forward tae ma first Christmas experience wae oor Marion! Cannae wae tae see Paisleys answer tae Turtle Creek Lane. So aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

When Wetherspoons is posher than Marian's bespoke Italian. It looks like the 70s in there.

 

[Noseybonk]

Hello ma lovelies. I had a brief comma break to read the Becky Bumhole thread. . I’m giving a big mirror wave to @Cagayu and any other members of Marions mafia whom were also voyeuring on there.
To stay on topic, has oor Mazda bought one of these yet?

I read this wrong the first time and thought you meant Moira getting tag teamed by Derek and all his stoner mates

Imagine her on a lazy Susan getting span around whilst they all take turns on it prolapse ma lovely

And this is why I should just stay on this thread I am deed

 

[twilightgarden]

Holiday you tit!!......What are Holiday crisps anyway?!

I think they’re just Walkers in Blackpool Maz hen
Stupid neep making on he goes abroad, he’s not even got a passport

 

[Shrekssister]

That is one ugly cunt look how dry them lips are

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How is his head such a perfect oval. This also reminded me of on one of the early threads when I was here before, someone said he got his hair cut by the council, sometimes I randomly remember that and always makes me laugh

 

[Lady Bug]

[ Christmas £106.45 + £53 = £159.45
Autumn and Christmas £363.30+ £159.45= £522.75

Updated Spending.
3 sphonge clothes £4.95 x 3 = £14.85
4 suede microfibre £2.95 x4 =£11.80
Microfibre clothes £3.95
(Minus 20% ) Cloth total £24.48
Crappy woollen bespoke candy cane £20.

Autumn £363.30 + Christmas £203.93= £567.23

*Awaiting promised update from earlier in the week when he showed bedding etc but said he would reveal them all at the weekend.
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He's definitely got more stuff lined up he hasn't unveiled yet. We will be at 1k in no time. That's the price of a bloody good holiday for the 2 of them. Its his choice if he wants to rely on the Council to house him n Deek forever. He will only be in a 1 bed flat . Maybe he aspires to nothing else. But why not go out and eat in a decent restaurant for once or the bloody cinema even. He seems determined to piss every penny away on absolute tat.

 

[Skyflier6727]

But he didn’t miss insta at all guys. He wasn’t sitting hitting refresh feed every 15 seconds (cos he’s too thick to watch the news) and screaming at Deek (who would be so far removed he wouldn’t hear it). But he is absolooootely fine my lovelies.

 

[CarryOnMarion]

I've been lurking in the shadows of tattle for months but I had to create myself a lil boujee bespoke account on here taneet as I cannae cope with todays revelation that he is the next Carol Smilie C**T!

 

[Cagayu]

Hang on a wee minute.... If he's showing us a box on his crapet, then why is there 2 under the bed? He's got one for Rayn aswell, hasn't he?! Why would he need 3? Oh god, maybe he is with child. View attachment 793629

It’s Rayn’s birth box. It contains her first hairball, her vet registration forms and her first collar.

I‘m kidding, I think it‘s the debt collectors xmas eve box, for when he comes over to take away the tv that he gets a little treat before hand #saintmarion

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

He's holding that candy cane backwards the stripes are on the otherside.....I'm done he's got to be a parody account there's just no way he's this stupid

Nah he just thick as pig shit ma lovelies . He posted a picture and there was football on in the background and when questioned he was like WhAt gAMe?

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

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“adrossan?” How can he no even get his hame town right! I’m sure he’s fae Ardrossan? I had to Google that because I genuinely can’t believe he’s that daft.

He’ll no have even realised Instagram is on a comma, just reading looking at pictures of the same shite 30 times in a row with no clue.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Autumn £363.30 + Christmas £203.93= £567.23

Medium bristle Christmas tree £2 x 3= £6
Small bristle Christmas tree £1 x 1
Wooden log like tray £5
Sleigh from Hobbycraft £7
Sleigh from eBay bought last year for this year £10
Gonk £10
Red candy cane ribbon £2.75 x 4 = £11
Baubles (he has lost receipt but he guessed) £10

Autumn £363.30 + Christmas £263.93= £627.23

*I haven't added the Christmas bedding he showed early in the week but forgot to show today, it's £20 but will add once he shows us it again.

I’m chanting you on fae the rooftops ma lovelie for doing this! Just remember, trying to keep up w Mario’s spending isnae your joab !! Your joab is just your joab. So aye and so forth.

 

[Poptart]

A towel would dry his hair in the exact same time as any Dyson or GHD hair dryer. In fact all he needs to do is stand by an open window for 3 seconds. So aye.