Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[liltatling]

Oooo a wee bespoke walking stick for wee awld lady Marion

 

[TooFarScone]

Can't believe the knocking-40-year-old psychopath has got Christmas Eve boxes for him and his fella. What an absolute whopper

 

[Caughtredhanded]

Mario or your nan?

What the fuck are thoseeeeee

 

[Babybail93]

He was looking for these vibes? Who is going to break it to him he has neither a porch nor driveway?

 

[Alansbigplate]

Melv and Deek spotted oot havin a one o them

 

[Cagayu]

My favourite moments from that speed clean. I don’t know what he smelt but it must have reeked…. Mario is literally shaped like a huge finger from the side

 

[Babybail93]

I cannae wait to see the Christmas Eve pictures. Both the wee hobbits in their red pjs, next to the candy cane themed tree, pretending to be surprised at what is in their Christmas Eve boxes

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Anyone living in Paisley, care to do a welfare check? I'm concerned that water, has burst through the bespoke panelling and our poor fair maiden is trapped.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Look how dark his eyes are.... clearly lacking in vitamins!!! He needs some fruit and veg in his diet!!

Excuse you hen, he has two pickles with his chippy tea every week!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I've just realised we've also got the Hannah Wax advent calendar reveal to look forward to. Who remembers last year? 25 days of literally a picture of a piece of wax and it's wee box. Nae description just day 1 wax, day 2 wax, and so on. Cannae wait

 

[HulaHannah]

So, anyone doing anything nice for valentine's?

I'm sitting here deciding whether we are inviting people for an Easter meal and going to visit 6 B&M and 2 Home Bargains tomorrow on the hunt for mini eggs. I may start looking for a Father's Day present too, Mother's Day is already under my bed.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I've had the best few days, I'm behind with everything because of this wee crazy bastard. My husband has told me that lately, it's taking us 2 hours to watch a 30 minute programme, because I'm too busy watching some lunatic woman banging on about Christmas. The Christmas eve boxes, my god, I can't fucking breathe! The bed. The fucking bed, I'm suprised its not in the downstairs flat, with all that shit, there's a pissing cat carrier under there ffs. This is apparently not a paradoy account. This is not a TV programme. Yet I feel we should be paying for this content, but it's free. It's been a week, ma lovelies. Who knows what will tomorrow will bring. I'm thinking a giant sleigh to go in the hallway. A bespoke santa plate to leave cookies on. A wee milk bottle for Santa to drink. View attachment 793335

Do you think he leaves milk, cookies and a carrot out on Christmas Eve? I bet he’s does!

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Criss… so aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He’s going to look like the child catcher with all those candy canes in his house.

If anyone would like to come oot their lane to make that wee photoshop happen, I’d chant ye oan fae the rooftops.

I don't know if I did him too tall?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

It’s ‘something new is coming’ Marian. FFS, it’s a basic enough sentence how can you not get it right?!?

 

[Macmama]

The sleigh! The gonk! The tray! What a load of old shit!

Riding through Paisley
With a gonk sat on the sleigh
He’ll spend five hundred quid
On a bespoke winter tray

 

[Skyflier6727]

Afternoon my fellow tattle trolls. Well I don’t know where to start the day after the montage he treatit us tae on this day of dawn.
Thanks for the tip Mario to use a different cloth for the toilet. I was just using the kitchen tea towel around the bowl and then using it to dry the dishes
And good to know that bespoke made to order company “couldn’t wait” to make his order. They had obviously been sitting around waiting for the King of Tat to notice them and message them directly. Obviously gushing at the gusset that he finally asked them to knit a crappy Xmas deco.
Started a diet - crabbit

 

[Alansbigplate]

Me heed’s spinnin wi the year we’ve been through this week

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hello ma lovelies, I'll have youse all know, she's back with a bang and by god she never let us down. I shall be playing this song in every wee bit of my stories, so take a seat and get some class. Mae page, mae rhools, nae debates about that.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

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I don’t understand why they always seem to be having issues with Sky not working. I’ve had sky for probably the best part of 15 years and could count on one hand the amount of issues I’ve had! They’re being robbed at £120 a month too. Bet they never try and change their package at the end of contracts. Him saying they’ve been with every provider can only indicate that they’ve got some sort of problem rather than the problem being with Sky?? He’s such a ducking Cunt, not big on tv, who’s he trying to kid!

So their bill is £120 a month but he doesn't foot it? So wee derek is paying £120 a month then on his own so mazda can watch hocus pocus on repeat? I'm sorry but that is a pisstake, the fact he pays fuck all towards it yet he can buy halloween tat day in day out??? He is one hateful wee fucker