Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Dove88]

Christ, oor very own Lawrence AmNoWellen-Boring.

 

[caitlinmcc90]

‘Im not the only talented family member..’ DEED

 

[Babybail93]

We like to play Dawn did all the work, prep and prezzies and is now pissed off.

Christmas Eve at our house is me getting pissed with the kids whilst they get ready to go clubbing (I’m not like a regular Mom, I’m a cool Mom! God love them they keep me young) then I pick an argument with the husband, eat my weight in mince pies and them weird creamy crispy cheese ball things and fall asleep with heartburn. Nae an xmas Eve box in sight

 

[Step-by-step]

What I don’t understand, why the fuck do two grown men need Christmas Eve boxes… also they know every fucking thing in the bastard boxes I just can’t falom any of this ma lovelies ….. so AYE

 

[muscadet]

I saw Deek walking past Tesco paisley tonight in his wee PlayStation hoodie and a body warmer god love him, my 11 year old wouldn’t be seen dead in a PlayStation hoodie He loooked like he was going to meet his dealer

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He had the Christmas aisle in B&M to himself BECAUSE ITS FUCKING OCTOBER!!!!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Perhaps Mario could do documentaries, like Ross Kemp. Wtaf have I done.

 

[#collab]

Hello my lovelies
Was just having a wee look at bespoke fireplaces on Wayfair and came across this picture.
Think I’ve seen this room somewhere before…

 

[Runforestrun]

LADS!!!

I’ve only gone and got mesel a wee bespoke VIP status so aye and so forth! Joos and criss round mine (but no ratching in ma cupboards)

 

[Cagayu]

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Just for you Alan

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hello ma lovelies, I'm on myself a little wee candy cane jurney, let me tell you that, in this dayn of dawn, there'll be nae debates on ma page, I'll have crissmus in autumn and so forth, so stay in yer ain laine, cos I pay fuhl rhent ma lovelie. Ah treatit masel to this gawjus bespoke suit, so take a seat and get some class, so aye. Youse is all jelouse.

 

[Poptart]

Hes like that fucking park catalogue that advertises Christmas 2023 before we've had Christmas 2021!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

100% modelling vibes with that latest selfie.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Has anyone had the heart tae break it tae Marion that Candy Cane trees have been done for 2/3 years now?

It’s obvious you’re new around here, Marion doesnae follow any trends. Now sit down and get some class!!!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Whats this wee nitwit on about his brand? Ava may slaps your name on some wax that's no your brand. And the scent is black orchid its not even your scent its bloody Tom Ford!

Why the fuck would anyone want a wax burner with his name on it? After the last 24 hours I’m starting to wonder whether I took an acid at the weekend and only now feeling the effects!!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

“Reframed” He’s such a bloody simpleton

 

[Babybail93]

I thought the idiot didn't like pumpkin flavoured things or coffee?!

That’s just for show ma lovely. It’s filled with Rola Cola really.

I mean, this is the man who has a Dyson hairdryer for 3 pubes on his heed. It’s all for show

 

[Babybail93]

Thanks to our lovely @Skyflier6727 for this bespoke thread with the most likes. So aye. Chanting you on hen

What a week we have had ma lovelies! He is still spending like nobodies business. Although the last few days he seems to have ramped it up to next level. He had the shits after a ”spicy very hot” curry. Has forgotten all about autumn now and straight into Christmas. On the 3rd of October……..

 

[Skyflier6727]

So let me get this straight, now I’ve finally watched all his stories with the sound on. *before* last Christmas, he was *already* planning THIS Christmas’s theme?
He’s not dressing Harrods Christmas window display! He doesn’t have to plan 2 years in advance. What is the matter with the man? What the hell does Derek really think? Or is he just too stoned to realise what’s happening?

I don’t know about everyone else but I chuck up the same old Xmas decos year in year out. I’ve had the same “theme” (ie Xmas) since we moved into our present house. Only thing we do is buy a new bauble for the tree every year. And I got sucked into Xmas Eve boxes for the youngest ones as if I didn’t “I was the worst mother ever” Usually I wear that badge with pride but even I’m a pushover at Xmas

 

[Dove88]

IT
IS
OCTOBER.
GIVE
IT
A
FUCKING
REST
JESUS
CHRIST.

Absolutely ri-gonk-ulous.