Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Poptart]

I’ve had a few wines tonight because it’s been a tough day, and all I’ve got to say is duck off Mario ya odd prick!

Hope you're ok ma lovelie. Pop a wee wax melt or 20 on and get aww cosy.

 

[SuzyE]

I don't understand perfume dupes. I'm not rich so no wealth to smell here ma lovelies. But I've never smelled a dupe that actually comes close to the original. I have pals who spend a fortune on them, why not save your money and treat yourself to a bottle of the real thing? Yeah, it's more expensive but it's false economy buying the fake because you'll need to spray more to make up for the lack of longevity.

Hark at me, swerving oot ma lane, sorry ma lovelies.

Exactly, they're shite!. The only one I've ever had was from a friend. It looked like the real thing right down to the box, but it was horrible.
It went straight in the charity bag.

 

[Babybail93]

The charum with his shite name on it always reminds me of American Horror Story

 

[DebEdg]

It's the quotation marks for me.

“Get” “yourself” “some” “class” “hen” - he’s daein his bit for a micro one woman band small business by chantin her oan fae his platform and so forth, so aye

 

[Skyflier6727]

Ah tit. I put actual Pandora charums on mine. *Clutches hoosecoat laughing and wipes tear from eye* I can't believe how silly I am, why do these things happen to me?!

OMG me too!!!! Now I know where I’m going wrong. Chanting you on fae the rooftops @Poptart for putting me straight

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Imagine being nearly 40, pulling your house keys out and you’ve got a faux leather keyring with aluminium charums attached to it. How is he the same age as me?

 

[Step-by-step]

Imagine being nearly 40, pulling your house keys out and you’ve got a faux leather keyring with aluminium charums attached to it. How is he the same age as me?

My lovelie let’s face it, you really need to grow up
Mwah mwah tons of love M x

 

[Poptart]

OMG me too!!!! Now I know where I’m going wrong. Chanting you on fae the rooftops @Poptart for putting me straight

You're welcome ma lovelie. Put them in the bin and get some ring pulls. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

 

[Berniebow]

Has anyone reported the duplicate perfumes on his insta?. I'm going to as soon as he posts them again

Report? To who?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

How are accounts like 20k followers getting invited to bar launches every weeks, and to St James’ Quarter in edinburgh yet Marion is getting invited to duck all? I mean, I know the answer and this is why he’s so angry all the time. But LOL!

 

[Freefalling]

How are accounts like 20k followers getting invited to bar launches every weeks, and to St James’ Quarter in edinburgh yet Marion is getting invited to duck all? I mean, I know the answer and this is why he’s so angry all the time. But LOL!

I honestly think even if he was invited, there's no way he'd go. He would tit a brick at the thought of it

 

[SuzyE]

Report? To who?

You report the post to Instagram. I see it as a scam doing duplicates

 

[Inmyainlane]

It was gorgeous! As it was not raining we were able to get married outside on the side of a Loch. It was very bespoke

This wisnae you wiz it?! Or was yours a more bespoke doo?!

 

[SuzyE]

This wisnae you wiz it?! Or was yours a more bespoke doo?!

Who's that with Derek?!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Who's that with Derek?!

Mario before his slimming world jurnee ma lovelie

 

[MarionWaffle]

I replied.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I replied.

Wax melts of Instagram? For duck sake! Am away to ma bed!

 

[twilightgarden]

I replied.

He’s right there, wish I could “keep my eyes out” so I didn’t need to read his pish. Silly little prick that he is.
Your replies are spot on hen

 

[Philimena cunk]

This wisnae you wiz it?! Or was yours a more bespoke doo?!

Is that wee Deek??????

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Keep sake all them together now... wtf?I know I keep saying it but why is he so bleeping illiterate. It’s painful!