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Thats exactly what I do.I do it like you. And every week l just close them both ways and run a feather duster over rather than use that thing he's got. His must be manky
Why would you need to do anything else. Can't see basing your personality on cleaning, it's as bizarre as hoarding etc. I was going to clean today, but I've found more fun things to do.
The sun is absolutely splitting the skies in Glasgow. I’m sat pissing myself thinking about him surrounding with all that shite and the sun beating in his windows. He will be CRABBIT!
Prince of Orange 2021 has got to be the next thread title. Oor loffely @Cagayu is a genius.View attachment 757419 Felt creative today
I called it this morning that he’d be in a funk tomorrow on his come down. I didn’t expect it to hit this quick! 
He could have at least got the Haribo Tangfastics they come in an orange bag, they would have totally gone with his autumn vibes!!
Of course he’s feeling down today, the high from the embarrassing Autumn performance has worn off and it’s worn off quick. I’m calling bullshit that Deek ‘dragged him out the house’ What’s really happened is he’s coming down big time and wants to go out and spend some money to see what else he can post to get some likes. He’s clucking for his next fix, the sad bastard.
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It drives me insane that he says runs a few errands! duck off!I called it this morning that he’d be in a funk tomorrow on his come down. I didn’t expect it to hit this quick!
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Nice leggings.
I feel like the tray on his hideous glass crappy table or whatever it is needs to be the other way round
It's facing that way for the morning rounds and mirror wave storiesView attachment 757598
I feel like the tray on his hideous glass crappy table or whatever it is needs to be the other way round
What’s wrong with his leg? It looks like he’s snapped his shin in half.I called it this morning that he’d be in a funk tomorrow on his come down. I didn’t expect it to hit this quick!
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Baggy knees on his leggings ma hen. Happens to the best of us, mwah tattie hearts xxx
Where do you get a knitted wreath from? Care home, Rehab centre, special school 
He’s on his come down he’s gonna put a wee comma on his life my lovelies
That Hannah just gave him £215 perfume for his birthday. Is she nuts? I bet she paid for the hotel stay too.
Ha! I’m a chubber. Mine are never baggy
It's horrible as well. The whole flat is too much with all the orange 
Jesus christ how much does he value "things"
Mazzza hen, if you didn't fritter cash away and just looked after the things you already have instead of constantly changing them you'd be able to afford nice things like the fragrance. You'd be able to get some nice classy outfits and have some decent aftershaves and get out and about and have holidays abroad to look forward to. Look what you've just pissed up the wall on plastic leafs? You could've got aftershave with that! Absolutely ridiculous little pipsqueak of a person.
Mazzza hen, if you didn't fritter cash away and just looked after the things you already have instead of constantly changing them you'd be able to afford nice things like the fragrance. You'd be able to get some nice classy outfits and have some decent aftershaves and get out and about and have holidays abroad to look forward to. Look what you've just pissed up the wall on plastic leafs? You could've got aftershave with that! Absolutely ridiculous little pipsqueak of a person.
While the sad bleep was wrapped up in his hoosecoat/hotel slippers, rearranging pumpkins and plastic leafs and pausing DVD menus for his insta photo shoot - I was oot getting pished at a festival with real friends dodging covid, drinking overpriced beer, enjoying the music, the warm summer air, making memories. Living my best life Mario 
and not a pumpkin in sight
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