Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Cady1954]

YASSSSS!!

Went off to google…..Annie had her legs amputated!

One of the classic stand out lines for me was her husband claiming the area was full of pee dos, dirty men cause once they leave the jail they get sent to Ayrshire so they do.

The scheme was cult viewing and I have just found is available on YouTube. My COZY night sorted! Just need to get 54 wax melts on xxx

I know it’s been said so many times but why does he kid on that all these small businesses surprise him and they have not previously asked for his address? Are we meant to believe they just write ‘cleaning with mario @ the demolition site paisley’ on the package and it arrives like magic?

Omg Ive just had a nosey! I think that will be my viewing for the next few nights!

ETA Stuff tonight im going to watch it now

 

[Noseybonk]

It's gone to live on a farm with the framed WiFi code, 574521 bedding sets, and the old blinds.

Can anyone remember and repost that awesome pic please where someone had mocked up all his worldly possessions hanging out the flat window as he had run out of storage .

We are oan a bespoke herpes journee ma lovelies

Has he said AM NO WELL! yet?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I'm no medical expert, but l worked with a girl who used to get them terrible. She was always stressed with her kid that had ADHD, and had a low immune system so had to have vitamin B injections.

I wonder if the reality of him over spending and being evicted is kicking in

He can't cope with everyday things, his head will fall off with the stress of a hoose move. Will he go with Pickfords, or man with a van. He's only moved from his mums to his auntie, to deek, that was with four black sacks.

 

[SuzyE]

He can't cope with everyday things, his head will fall off with the stress of a hoose move. Will he go with Pickfords, or man with a van. He's only moved from his mums to his auntie, to deek, that was with four black sacks.

That whole week to the run up of moving will have us entertained, because he won't be able to keep away from insta for support from his minions

 

[TooFarScone]

He can't cope with everyday things, his head will fall off with the stress of a hoose move. Will he go with Pickfords, or man with a van. He's only moved from his mums to his auntie, to deek, that was with four black sacks.

I can just picture it

 

[Booboo76]

I get coldsores I have since I was a kid, they really are the work of the devil, but three at once that’ll be the stress of the impending demolition, like someone said he can’t cope with every day stresses, remember when the sky box packed up and he whined on about not wanting to deal with it so left it to deek to sort and had the cheek to come on stories with his smug little arse face saying how deek can cope with it because he was done, little bleeping cretin he is

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

I am HERE for move day!

 

[twilightgarden]

If he found out about his demolition 5 weeks ago and spending like he has been, I reckon it’s to try and make him feel better about it.
The stupid neep should have paid more attention on here, we knew about it ages ago

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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I am HERE for move day!

OMG ma lovelie!!!! I am howling!!!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Hey @Under_The_Influencer you'll have to do a RIP media wall pic.

 

[Lady Bug]

Why is he posting pictures of his breakfast months ago??

 

[Philimena cunk]

If he found out about his demolition 5 weeks ago and spending like he has been, I reckon it’s to try and make him feel better about it.
The stupid neep should have paid more attention on here, we knew about it ages ago

The money this little twit has wasted over the years, he could have bought part shares in Buckingham palace...

 

[HulaHannah]

OMG he has been gifting that hideous grey 'cozy' thing from M&S!

 

[twilightgarden]

Omg I didn’t read it properly and assumed she bought it herself. Ewww if Mario regifted it to her, bet it’s all sweaty and stinking

 

[HulaHannah]

Omg I didn’t read it properly and assumed she bought it herself. Ewww if Mario regifted it to her, bet it’s all sweaty and stinking

That was my first concern...I'm hoping he bought a new one! Either that or he didn't wear the original much and realised how bad it was before working out what to do with it!

 

[Poptart]

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I am HERE for move day!

Actually bleeping snort laughed at this FFS

 

[I wud like sum tea]

OMG he has been gifting that hideous grey 'cozy' thing from M&S!

I think her hubby is called derek so assuming that’s who she’s referring too…he may have approached heed the baw for gift advice

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Aww wee Mario's lips are caked in herpes. Tell Deek to pop a wee rubber on it next time.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

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I am HERE for move day!

HAHAHAHA Bloody brilliant, if only a picture could be a thread title lol

 

[HulaHannah]

I think her hubby is called derek so assuming that’s who she’s referring too…he may have approached heed the baw for gift advice

Ahhh! That makes it make more sense as I didn't understand why Derek would be asking Mario's advice, but a different Derek...! They just all have terrible taste and a penchant for plastic polyester!