Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[lauhlauhlauh]

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The demolition jurnee begins: Mario dreams of shoving pumpkins through his new front backdoor

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

How you liking these seasonal vibes, Maz. View attachment 760490

OMFG

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I used to work in Bennetts and can confirm the gays now would not be able to handle it

The stories the walls could tell in Bennetts. Our paths have likely crossed over the years ma lovelie

 

[Johnnoijones]

I swear we get the same rant every two days!!! “I don’t suffer from mental health” - because you have three brain cells ya fucking idiot!

And he feels good today - he’s the same age as me and I feel good most days, other than a Sunday when I’m suffering the effects of two nights on them *points* lethal drinks!!

Anyways ma lovelies, three mare working days then ahv treatit maself to 9 days aff work!!



I used to have a second job working on the bar in Cube on a Monday & Tuesday night. The gays these days don’t know what they are missing. A wee night at Bennets would scar them for life!!!

I used to work in Bennetts and can confirm the gays now would not be able to handle it

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Oh look more Beige food 🥱

 

[Alansbigplate]

Used to be in the cleaning influencer thread but not seen an actual thread for her. She's a bit these days tbh now she's back with the kids dad. I unfollwed her when she worked an afternoon at her kids school and said she was exhausted. I was overly sensitive as I'd just done a 15 hour day on birth suite with low staff so it pissed me off lols

I pure forgot aboot her hen she seems to have gone on a teef journey since last I looked but thankfully she’s cured me depression with her three tips and wiggly hips

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

MazdaBus

He even does the wave! I don’t have the bespoke skills to photoshop Mazda’s face on View attachment 769993

Photoshop wizards - you know what to do!

 

[TooFarScone]

Waiting to find out if Mario is willing to try cooking stovies in the oven given that his shepherdess has a new pumpkin he doesn't have yet...surely cannot be worse than how his current ones!

Oh FFS What a monstrosity!!

 

[telltaletitt]

Why would you have a keyring full of charms from a packet of wax melts? Why? WHY???? I need a Gin.

Exactly !!!

 

[SuzyE]

It's abzalootley stunnin ma lovelie, but am surprised you've heard of it since it's a wee company called Lancome that makes it, but noo I've chanted thum on fae the rooftops am sure it'll be a new dayn of dawn for their wee bespoke business. Ma platform, ma rules hen.

Not one I've used before as it was a gift off my niece. I'm usually an Angel, Coco, Coco Noir or Flower Bomb wearer

 

[MrsLFP]

View attachment 757419 Felt creative today

I've just choked at this

 

[I wud like sum tea]

OMG he has been gifting that hideous grey 'cozy' thing from M&S!

I think her hubby is called derek so assuming that’s who she’s referring too…he may have approached heed the baw for gift advice

 

[Poptart]

OMG me too!!!! Now I know where I’m going wrong. Chanting you on fae the rooftops @Poptart for putting me straight

You're welcome ma lovelie. Put them in the bin and get some ring pulls. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

Not gonna lie hen, I am beside masel with excitement fur strictly. Absoluterly love it!!!

Me to ma lovlie I’ve been waiting for this

 

[SuzyE]

This wisnae you wiz it?! Or was yours a more bespoke doo?!

Who's that with Derek?!

 

[Step-by-step]

Because they're all sad bastards like you Maz....That's unless you've just posted another 'what never happened'

He’s so shite at lying also
Not one sane person would add that bollocks, the cunt is proper full of self importance, he’s as important as shite

 

[blocknroll]

£35 for the woolly bumhole

I have tears runnin doon ma face

 

[Skyflier6727]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Why has he filtered his room to look beige??

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Not often I have anything positive to say about Mrs Hinch, but it’s made me laugh that she got rid of the tacky orange leaves from her wreath that she’s had for 4 years for something a bit more sophisticated (I use the term loosely) and Marion just bought the tacky orange leaves maybe this shows he doesn’t follow trends? Or as usual he’s just about 4 years too late

Haha I said something similar, I'll await the sly passive aggressive comments from him down the line

 

[Badaboom]

How do small businesses send something without you knowing? How do they get your address??

He said he bought some stuff from them last year, although the way he overshares his life I am fairly confident I know his address too.