Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[menopausalmargrit]

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I am HERE for move day!

OMG ma lovelie!!!! I am howling!!!

 

[Philimena cunk]

What man his age uses the fkin word “cuppa” was that after he’d put on his flanalette nightie, housecoat and slippers ffffs

We should do a go fund me Page to help him transition into an 80 yr old old granny

Genuinely howling!!!

Quality

I bet he stinks by the time he gets to work

Where does he work, the South Pole

 

[Ratgrrl]

 

[SuzyE]

I really like those cat piss cottage guys, disappointed they’re bothering with miserable Marion

They live 10 minutes in the next town from me. He's so funny isn't he

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

7years anniversary…
Poor Deek, he may have gotten parole by now but he’s chosen to be “baked!!!!!!!

#FreeDeekAndRayn

It's like a prison sentence

 

[Step-by-step]

Imagine being nearly 40, pulling your house keys out and you’ve got a faux leather keyring with aluminium charums attached to it. How is he the same age as me?

My lovelie let’s face it, you really need to grow up
Mwah mwah tons of love M x

 

[twilightgarden]

Who's this he's posting about, like he's just about to make her famous

Surprised he’s not saying “well done hen! Am chantin you oan “

 

[Alansbigplate]

Thread title......

Just desserts for the rat faced twat? A wrecking ball straight through his flat.View attachment 771727

Wor Ryan

 

[SuzyE]

Get yersel some criss and joos hen. Get aw cosy in yur jammies and boujee hotel slippers. An abzaloot stapul when yur hingin. Your hangover! Your rules! We're aw chantin you on ma lovelie.

I've actually got those beside me now.
Too much fizz the last two nights
#lwillsurvive

 

[telltaletitt]

Is that not a pic from when he stayed there a few months ago

 

[Johnnoijones]

A was just talking to ma other half about Tunnel Wednesdays the other day. Was ma fav night of the week!!

Ahm sure Kendall Jenner is delighted that she’s got Mario McKnights seal of approval.

I loved how the 'straight" nightclubs had gay nights. They were the best. Cube was Monday and tunnel was Wednesday. Do you remember when polo launched their rival wednesday night?

 

[SuzyE]

Smell….. the….. wealth!

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What a soft tart he is

 

[Johnnoijones]

The difference is, he’s reasonably handsome, is an influencer rather than being influenced, he has a good grasp of the English language and his house isn’t full to the brim wae shite!

Oh he is a bit of a ride isn't he!!

 

[Henny Penny]

Another two ma lovely today. He is loving the chrome ones from AMA maaaay the day

no words!!!

 

[Bigbird2]

Lovelies! Word on the street is Moria has a genius plan tucked away in that big baldy napper of his. He plans to get aw sexy and try and seduce the workies that’s gonna be knocking fuck oot his block of flats with a big fat wrecking ball. If grinding his undercarriage all over the wrecking ball and giving the lads his best come tae Home Bargains eyes doesn’t work he has a back up plan in which he will simply shout “DO YOOS NO KNOW WHO AM UUUR”??! And the workies will realise that he’s famous mentally ill and will leave the hoose standing for another day. (I think it’s going to have to be Plan B because Moira is about as arousing as a urine infection as yoos aw know)

Like Only Fans, the specialist market!

 

[Henny Penny]

I think you’ll find it was the taste “pumpkin” “spice” ma lovelie and no the fragrance, he LOVES the fragrance “pumpkin” “spice” but Mario doesnae do seasonal scents

Ah fair enough… back in ma lain I go!!’

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

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I am HERE for move day!

HAHAHAHA Bloody brilliant, if only a picture could be a thread title lol

 

[Anti-influencer]

update from Moi - I am still no well - toothache horrific and no slept so I am putting in a comma in ma lovelies. Speak soon Mwah mwah xx

Feel better @Noseybonk

 

[Babybail93]

New thread ma lovelies. So aye

Cleaning with Mario #45 The cooncil came in with a wrecking ball, smashed letterbox n awww

Had to put two thread suggestions today because they are things of beauty. So aye Thank you @twilightgarden & @Curtaintwitcher45 Pure made to order bespoke 👍 So, for the first half of the last thread our wee munchkin was pushing his autumn shite on everyone still. It’s been worked out...

tattle.life

 

[Philimena cunk]

Promotion from truncheon polisher to helmet polisher, hen.