Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[SuzyE]

Urgh he’s got his whining nasal Ned voice on again!

Nasal Ned Creased!

 

[SuzyE]

I've obviously nae class cos I use the same mugs year round. I'll stay in my own seasonless lane.

Me too. I'd love to know how many he had cluttering up his cupboards

 

[SuzyE]

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Adele will be delighted with Silly Bollox,s post she thinks very highly of him

Oh bloody hell, she looks so different professionally made up!

HAHAHAHA

 

[Cady1954]

YASSSSS!!

Went off to google…..Annie had her legs amputated!

One of the classic stand out lines for me was her husband claiming the area was full of pee dos, dirty men cause once they leave the jail they get sent to Ayrshire so they do.

The scheme was cult viewing and I have just found is available on YouTube. My COZY night sorted! Just need to get 54 wax melts on xxx

I know it’s been said so many times but why does he kid on that all these small businesses surprise him and they have not previously asked for his address? Are we meant to believe they just write ‘cleaning with mario @ the demolition site paisley’ on the package and it arrives like magic?

Omg Ive just had a nosey! I think that will be my viewing for the next few nights!

ETA Stuff tonight im going to watch it now

 

[Kat__lax]

Silly me I forgot it’ll be the matinee showing they’ll be going to. Miller and carter for lunch and back home for seven nightie on aw warm and toasty like a wee pumpkin pie

ABSALOOTLY

 

[Step-by-step]

It's still summer until Wednesday, he's rattling through the seasons and holidays, it's weird.

Whizzing through the seasons like he does with wax melts ffs!
I’m proper dizzy, he’s lost the plot the mad cunt!

 

[HulaHannah]

Omg I didn’t read it properly and assumed she bought it herself. Ewww if Mario regifted it to her, bet it’s all sweaty and stinking

That was my first concern...I'm hoping he bought a new one! Either that or he didn't wear the original much and realised how bad it was before working out what to do with it!

 

[telltaletitt]

I immediately thought of this when I read the plush palace is being pult doon

ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha cannot fkin breatheeeeeee

 

[Skyflier6727]

That’s what us normal gays would do ma lovelie. Not been to CC Blooms in years!! Remember it before it got its make over? Was a hovel but a bloody great night out!

A love the theatre so much but Beauty and The Beast is a step too far for me. Suppose Les Mis or Phantom of the Opera would be lost on someone that has 3 brain cells.

OMG CC Blooms. That has brought a few memories flooding back (the ones I CAN remember lol)! Love Les Mis. And Phantom.

So good morning my lovelies. On this day of dawn riddle me this - why does he need to show off the hobbit hole every fecking morning and what is “your mind and sprinkles”?

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Except in Marino’s case it is Paisley wanker!!

 

[Bigbird2]

Don't judge me but I:
Got home
Ate takeaway pizza
Showered
Pjs on
Light throw (very light) over me
Watching reality TV cos brain is fried
Only because I'm severely hungover and had to get up for work at 6.30am this morn for a 12 hour shift and thought I may die at several times over the day on a normal Friday eve id be out after work for a few drinks (got a long awaited promotion yesterday so went way outta my lane last night )

Congratulations! Great to hear some lovely news! That’s the way to celebrate a promotion x

 

[Poptart]

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I am HERE for move day!

Actually fucking snort laughed at this FFS

 

[Philimena cunk]

Morning Ma Lovelies

Happy Thursday!!! Have a great day!!! We got this!!!

Mwah xxx

What an absolute thunder cunt

He accepts the biggest amount of shite gifted to him. And him saying he had a ring with his name on it has ended me ma lovelies

Which end

 

[Sloppys]

You can buy lanyards on amazon, unless his and deeks are for genuine disabilities?

Howling at these comments today, strapping myself in for the big flitting

I just wouldn’t be surprised by anything he does. He obviously classes himself as having some kind of disability by wearing a lanyard Im swerving back into ma Laine now

 

[Cagayu]

Erm, what is dis? This wasn’t included in the bespoke Autumn tour!
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I thought it was some twee quote thing

 

[Kat__lax]

Not gonna lie hen, I am beside masel with excitement fur strictly. Absoluterly love it!!!

I am very much here for it too, I have been to the tour many a time (non matinee performance) smell the wealth.

 

[Pansypotts]

Do they own the flat?

 

[Philimena cunk]

What's with the face has he slipped on a slipper that the cat has shat in?

He's just seen his next tat cave

 

[Skyflier6727]

Ah shit. I put actual Pandora charums on mine. *Clutches hoosecoat laughing and wipes tear from eye* I can't believe how silly I am, why do these things happen to me?!

OMG me too!!!! Now I know where I’m going wrong. Chanting you on fae the rooftops @Poptart for putting me straight

 

[smellsofbiscuits]

Iconic!
I loved the scheme and do wonder where Marvin is now and bullet? Actually I think about them all.



10/10 ma lovelie

I have it on good authority that many cast members of the scheme frequented the many boujie cash for gold shops in the Greater Kilmarnock area, mostly peddling utter shite. So aye.

 

[Bestlife@60]

Three cold sore, maybe he allergic to latex!