Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Noseybonk]

Ahhhh those Ava May charm keychains are so fucking tacky!! She’s bulk buying those charms direct from China and there’s mugs like him collecting them on a keychain like they’re Pandora charms 🥲

Those AM charms are giving me the rage. I’m sure they are just a cheap rework of the shit wine charms you stick around your wine glass

 

[SuzyE]

Because they're all sad bastards like you Maz....That's unless you've just posted another 'what never happened'

 

[Philimena cunk]

So ma lovelies I have found myself transported back tonight to Marion’s Skincare 2018 highlight
If anyone needs more of a laugh at him than usual go and hear how he pronounces hyaluronic acid and eczema He also has a lovely eye cream in the scent cucumber. All products are suitable for super super sensitive skin and dry but oily but dry skin

p s wheres the cushion of you and Deek now?

Christ, the shonks on that..it's like a ski slope

 

[Dove88]

It's the quotation marks for me.

 

[SuzyE]

Don't judge me but I:
Got home
Ate takeaway pizza
Showered
Pjs on
Light throw (very light) over me
Watching reality TV cos brain is fried
Only because I'm severely hungover and had to get up for work at 6.30am this morn for a 12 hour shift and thought I may die at several times over the day on a normal Friday eve id be out after work for a few drinks (got a long awaited promotion yesterday so went way outta my lane last night )

That's a valid reason. And congrats on your promotion He hasn't got one

 

[telltaletitt]

Just checked and it’s only a matinee on a Sunday so you’re right hen. It’ll be lunch special at M&C, matinee then train back to Beruit at 6 to get aw cosy.

He’s so predictable the wee pumpkin so he is a bit like the seasons

 

[Bestlife@60]

How do you decide it’s cold when you’ve one slice left, the stupid cunts obviously not eating quick enough!!

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

Oooo we are going on another journey soon my loviles get all cosy for it with the criss and jooos

 

[HulaHannah]

I think her hubby is called derek so assuming that’s who she’s referring too…he may have approached heed the baw for gift advice

Ahhh! That makes it make more sense as I didn't understand why Derek would be asking Mario's advice, but a different Derek...! They just all have terrible taste and a penchant for plastic polyester!

 

[telltaletitt]

Right if you think Mazda is bad please go look at CherryTree homes Insta page I am usually all over their decor especially at Xmas but I can’t believe I am seeing those plastic leaves draped around their feature ceiling pray to Jesus Mary and the wee donkey that we don’t get a ceiling decoration journeeeee if he sees it

 

[Philimena cunk]

Aye if cosy meant, every where cluttered with shite!

And with a crack den directly underneath

Happy Sunday ma lovelies!!! I'm also just catching up due to having too actually having to work more than 3 hours a week in my bespoke job! I've settled doon and got aw cosy with some criss and joos and treatit masel to watching the tour of the bedsit!

Its the easy peelers in the lantern for me

Fuck me , I thought he'd trapped Orville the duck in it ..I need new glasses

 

[Philimena cunk]

If he found out about his demolition 5 weeks ago and spending like he has been, I reckon it’s to try and make him feel better about it.
The stupid neep should have paid more attention on here, we knew about it ages ago

The money this little twat has wasted over the years, he could have bought part shares in Buckingham palace...

 

[Elbur]

That mirror wave gives me the absolute rage

It's creepy behaviour

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

It’s pissing boiling wtf is this idiot doing! I swear he gives me the rage everyday. Piss of maz

 

[DebEdg]

Oh good.. million dot story!! He stressed me out with how much tat he buys!!
he’s defo on a chrome journey isn’t he??
Now he’s loving pumpkin spice… im
Sure The last time I watched he was banging in about hating that scent

I think you’ll find it was the taste “pumpkin” “spice” ma lovelie and no the fragrance, he LOVES the fragrance “pumpkin” “spice” but Mario doesnae do seasonal scents

 

[Booboo76]

He’s having such a tough time, is she talking about the same mario as us, WTAF is she talking about, what tough time, is something going on we don’t know about??? Do fuck off my love!! Fucking prick he is, oh my hobbit hole may be getting knocked down, everyone feel sorry for me, even though I’ve known about it for ages, he does know that there are bigger problems in the world right now, surely

 

[twilightgarden]

I missed his stories about the perfume Maybe she’s got an empty bottle and filled it with her doop fragrance ? They are doing knock off perfume now

 

[Whatsallthis]

You read ma mind ma lovelie!

View attachment 762770

Oooh has he said when? I may or may not have booked tickets for this

 

[twilightgarden]

It’s 19 degrees outside ya fucking freak!

I really like those cat piss cottage guys, disappointed they’re bothering with miserable Marion

 

[YouOkHunx]

I swear he says cheese skirt