Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Babybail93]

has he bought another burner

Another two ma lovely today. He is loving the chrome ones from AMA maaaay the day

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Why can’t he learn the word “logo”? The way he says “Hannah’s branding” 489493 times instead of saying “Avamay logo” is mind boggling

He can't pronounce logo. Loogoo, log-oo. Fond memories of that bint with the plastic clip on teef saying r chive instead of archive. Who was that @Cagayu my lovelie?

 

[SuzyE]

There's that many making wax melts, room fragrances etc... now, so his mate Hannah won't last long.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Why the fuck doesn’t Mad Maz go for a haircut with Deek when he goes? Fair enough, Deer’s fade (is that what it’s called?) is maybe a bit young for him but he looks about 14 so it’s fine Why does Mad Maz do a bespoke hack job himself ffs?!

Because he's a twat, and sooner spend his haircut money on shite

 

[PeachesLove]

Oh my god I am howling

 

[Booboo76]

Weell av had a feeww Aprools the night and drunk little me played a game of ‘Get the funniest Mario screenshot’.

Thanks for yew lovelies recommending the singing jurnee. Aaa had a ball.

Omg he looks like he’s gurning

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Is strictly launch show tonight?! I had it in my bespoke diary as next weekend! So aye, I’m ecstatic

 

[SuzyE]

New fashion highlight ma lovelies.
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Friggin brilliant

 

[I wud like sum tea]

I have no words

 

[HulaHannah]

OMG he has been gifting that hideous grey 'cozy' thing from M&S!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Is Johnstone not very nice? Ive been to Linwood a few times. Bit of useless information for you there.

He's hinting for a Gofundme isnt he?



I've 'tried my best' all my life and it's got me fucking nowhere. Fuck off you Instacunts. I hate you.

Johnstone is a bit of a shithole ma lovelie. Elderslie that’s next to it is nice though.

 

[Giselle]

Just saw his rant about the pizza but notice he’s scranned every bit other than wan slice so Cannae have been that bad!

Have a good Sunday everyone

Why the fuck did he not just pop it in the oven to hear it up.

 

[Bigbird2]

How you liking these seasonal vibes, Maz. View attachment 760490

This is the funniest thing ever! Their faces!

 

[Giselle]

Oh god there’s another
I had some time on my hands so I swerved oot ma lane and took a look at some of his commenters. I can stereotype every one I could view however this account is the blandest most boring content I have ever seen. All for the gram. How fucking sad.

That headboard actually gives me the creeps … it’s like some big padded wall

 

[Bestlife@60]

I

Swerving oot ma lane hen. Right to buy ended in 2016 in Scotland. Unfortunately I suspect they will end up in a new build as is often the case with clearance tenants

I stand corrected, right back in Ma awl layne

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

New thread suggestion : cosy and warum in the scent autumnal orange

 

[SuzyE]

The way he has his blinds half up is irritating, is it me? I have mine down, and the slats angled open or closed etc. He still has them the way he had his other blinds. Pffffft
Also, how much were we up to on the tat buying. Needs putting here. I'd do it but I'm dead, posting from beyond the grave.

I do it like you. And every week l just close them both ways and run a feather duster over rather than use that thing he's got. His must be manky

 

[Step-by-step]

It's still summer. Nice and warm here in the Midlands. He's being a complete idiot about this, it's weird and odd, not cute.

Phew !!!
I was totally bewildered!

Here in Northern Ireland it’s still warm and nothing like Autumn ,

 

[airyfairy76]

Five different ways of “scenting” the air with chemical shite on his two buckling console tables alone. Three candies, a wax burner and a reed diffuser. How many do we think are on display in his boujie pad in total?

 

[Freefalling]

Meanwhile…poor wee Deek looks like an ethiopian

Genuinely howling!!!