Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Cady1954]

Definitely! And the waxy menopausal mafia will fall for it.

I'll happily donate one euro

 

[Dawn Dayn]

They

They won’t be new tenants, they’re in council property already. Not sure how it works in Scotland though

Seems to have been totally ended. But replaced by various help to buy schemes. That could work for m&d, well if mario stopped buying stuff. He needs an intervention.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Hey @Under_The_Influencer you'll have to do a RIP media wall pic.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

If Rayn could talk ...

 

[SuzyE]

They’ll be from that wild weekend he’s had. 2 days out on the bounce. He must be exhausted!

I'm no medical expert, but l worked with a girl who used to get them terrible. She was always stressed with her kid that had ADHD, and had a low immune system so had to have vitamin B injections.

I wonder if the reality of him over spending and being evicted is kicking in

 

[Cagayu]

How do small businesses send something without you knowing? How do they get your address??

I think his is Marion for he’s forgotten how many people he’s given his address to.
Unless you can just write
Prince of paisley tat cave

and then it turns up at His gaff.

 

[DebEdg]

It’s the must huv glass pumpkin filled with bags of haribo that do it for me, sets the place right off!

I think it’s absoloooootely perfect ma lovelie, what else are two toddlers gonna have for treats?!

 

[Lady Bug]

Why is he posting pictures of his breakfast months ago??

 

[Giselle]

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I feel like the tray on his hideous glass shitty table or whatever it is needs to be the other way round

Aye … upside down would be much more attractive

That Hannah just gave him £215 perfume for his birthday. Is she nuts? I bet she paid for the hotel stay too.

Didnae happen - it’s taken him far too long to show it

 

[Instainsta]

He is so rude. He could have said to them in a DM just let me know if you are sending me anything not bang on about it over stories. If I was them I wouldn’t send him a anything again

 

[GiftedNotFree]

He’ll deffo be rehoused, but as it’s only Derek listed, they’ll be given a one bed flat I think. Probably a maisonette style - most likely a new build so he’ll still get the thrill of doing that “fae the grun up!”

 

[Giselle]

Polishing truncheons...

Back in the olden days he’d of been polishing the helmets too

 

[SuzyE]

Also while we're here whys he saying he's been in his bedshit for 8 years. It's actually six. Cos last year there was a post saying its been five years.

Ps his skort last year was punk fluffy teenage girls bedroom rug style.

He forgets his own lies

 

[Step-by-step]

Awwww on a serious note, how lovely does Derek look here

Real wee stunner … super cute
What does he see in that big beaked fuckard

 

[Booboo76]

I get coldsores I have since I was a kid, they really are the work of the devil, but three at once that’ll be the stress of the impending demolition, like someone said he can’t cope with every day stresses, remember when the sky box packed up and he whined on about not wanting to deal with it so left it to deek to sort and had the cheek to come on stories with his smug little arse face saying how deek can cope with it because he was done, little fucking cretin he is

 

[Giselle]

Ma lovelie he got the ring and ride

That sounds rude

 

[Step-by-step]

Copying hinch. She’s bee doing g that for about a year

so happy lovelies does he like spiced pumpkin or does he not? confused!!

He’s likely as confused as us my lovelie
The fella is nothing short of a complete nutter on all levels

 

[Dawn Dayn]

The autumn decs have barely been up and he’s looked out the Christmas ones I cannot cope

It's still summer until Wednesday, he's rattling through the seasons and holidays, it's weird.

 

[Henny Penny]

has he bought another burner

 

[ChubClubThug]

Take us oan a nose jurneh! Please Maz!

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What's with the face has he slipped on a slipper that the cat has shat in?