VibeHi ma lovelies, just catching up for the day on this Boujee bespoke cozy thread. In the meantime Iβve done a wee mock up of a snowy scene at his hoose, which looks just ever so slightly different to the one he has sharedwhat a fucking fanny, I was sweating my tits aff earlier the day and this wee fud is getting a fucking hard on over Christmas
Well be going to Sri Lanka, maybe Vietnam, via dubai for a few days.Where are you off to ma lovely? We always go to Mexico (smell the wealth
Filtered to look greige.Oh god thereβs another
I had some time on my hands so I swerved oot ma lane and took a look at some of his commenters. I can stereotype every one I could view
I like to update her on him when I come to visit, share how much of a muppet he is! Fuck me....Happy Sunday ma lovelies!!! I'm also just catching up due to having too actually having to work more than 3 hours a week in my bespoke job! I've settled doon and got aw cosy with some criss and joos and treatit masel to watching the tour of the bedsit!
Its the easy peelers in the lantern for me
are they actual tangerines? I've not noticed until now! 
Hope she gobs up a hairball in his mug, cuntPapa John's is 2 streets away and he had it delivered? Lazy bastard!
Also, Rayn looks crabbit because she's already sick of his "autumn vibes". And is sick of the idiot.
Ive got so much second hand embarrassment for him. His inability to get anything right is just next level! So not only can he not string a sentence together, he also canβt read!I've thought about this before, when a company sends him things and with a discount code for all of youseI can't help but think the code isn't to share with his followers, the last post he says Autumn10 for a discount but the card says 10% off for returning customers, to me that says to him here is a freebie but you can have a discount next time, I don't think it's to share with his followers, I think he just assumes it's for everyone, and if you go on the company Instagram it says you actually get 20% off your first order. I've said it before but I'll say it again, Mazda hen you're a fanny.
Edited to fix spelling mistake, coz I am also a fanny
heβs going love himself stupit
Itβs so he can fit all that crap on it
What an arse. It looks bloody awful.
His pubes need carePlease explain to me why he has a dyson hair dryer and straighteners when he has one blade of elephant baby hair on his head
I really think you're right, because who else would want that.
My feeling is that he knows this ma lovelie and thatβs why he never goes a night out, in case Derek gets a better offer. I can just imagine the face on him when Derek gets eyed up
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Four years, he said they'd had it eight years in his poor me story.
It's a council flat, originally in Derek's name, but Mario says its joint now. Who knows...
Next thread title!!!!!
Ah yes! Is it three leafs on clothes pegs or something? Wonder why he didnβt display it earlier?
That whole week to the run up of moving will have us entertained, because he won't be able to keep away from insta for support from his minionsHe can't cope with everyday things, his head will fall off with the stress of a hoose move. Will he go with Pickfords, or man with a van. He's only moved from his mums to his auntie, to deek, that was with four black sacks.
what a fanny.