Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Kat__lax]

All the huns telling him he’ll get his dream home next don’t get his hopes up you nasty bitches

Then there’s this one. I can’t tell if she’s taking the piss hahaha

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Right who is going to own up, ‘it was fuckin one of yas’

 

[twilightgarden]

How did he not know? I live on the other side of the country and knew they would want to demolish that shit hole
Actually screaming

So does this mean he’ll stop spending money on shite for the flat??

 

[MaidMarion]

My lovelies I cannot believe a new thread on my wedding day!! Thanks to youse aww for chanting me as I head down the path onto a new journey.

Have a great day lovely, wishing you and your love all the happiness in the world

 

[sammien89]

He pays fuhhhl rent ma lovelielie

He built that done that hoose fy the grun up, it’s like walking in to a goldmine. His page his rules karma on yer arse

 

[Luna25]

I hate when he tries to sound and speak posh it just makes him sounds like a right fanny!

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

Didnt just come home with the cardi did ya tho hen. Do you even know what all I came home with means? Get back in ya own lain pal

 

[Babybail93]

They're awful they would drive me mad everytime I looked at them! Just shows he knows nothing and it's all so he can wave a camera around for instagram

All fur coat and nae knickers as my Mum would say

 

[Sloppys]

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Just desserts for the rat faced twat? A wrecking ball straight through his flat.View attachment 771727

Fucking hell!! Clutching ma beak ma lovelie

 

[telltaletitt]

Decided to have a wee gander at his “hi lights” one he was away to Iceland to buy some pasta salad

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

Just caught up on our Mazzle.

Since when has he been into jewellery and wearing bracelets?! Such a bullshitter and in it for the freebies. Guaranteed those rings will never be seen again.

#FreeDerek

He will resize them and use them as matching cock rings

 

[Macmama]

My lovelies I cannot believe a new thread on my wedding day!! Thanks to youse aww for chanting me as I head down the path onto a new journey.

Ma luvlie, wishing you all the best on this bespoke day of yours as you embark on yer new jurneeee and many happy days ahead so aye and so forth

(Have the most fantastic day my love )

 

[SuzyE]

I don't understand perfume dupes. I'm not rich so no wealth to smell here ma lovelies. But I've never smelled a dupe that actually comes close to the original. I have pals who spend a fortune on them, why not save your money and treat yourself to a bottle of the real thing? Yeah, it's more expensive but it's false economy buying the fake because you'll need to spray more to make up for the lack of longevity.

Hark at me, swerving oot ma lane, sorry ma lovelies.

Exactly, they're shite!. The only one I've ever had was from a friend. It looked like the real thing right down to the box, but it was horrible.
It went straight in the charity bag.

 

[SuzyE]

Found some scary movies for Marion’s autumn viewing we need more folks, he’s got 7 weeks to Halloween

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Friggin brilliant! l love them all

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

When cosy is not cutting it…get super cosy

 

[Cagayu]

i personally would have emptied the packet into the pot but my talents aren’t wasted in not being an interior designer

 

[SuzyE]

Two of my family members had their council house in Johnstone demolished not that long ago, they were moved into a new build however they have a family and were in a three bedroom house already. I assume, but not certain, that as he’s in a one bedroom flat he will be relocated into something similar, new build or not will depend on what’s available. I do think however that they will not be considered a priority case.

That makes me feel better, so l hope that's the case This greedy arsehole deserves nothing!.

And Maz, if you come on for a nose. Derek could give you the elbow in the next 5 year's after coming to his senses

 

[Poptart]

I'm beginning to wonder if he thinks he's Simon Cowell ma lovelies

 

[Philimena cunk]

The ring and ride is for pensioners here in the Midlands

It's called the old farts express here in Norwich

 

[Poptart]

How do small businesses send something without you knowing? How do they get your address??

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

What the actual fuck is that wreath? It looks like someone has scalped Pippy Longstocking and made her pigtails into an ornament (that he has to hang on the inside because of crack head neighbours)

Oh fucking hell, this has finished me