Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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sammien89 said:
Dereks unable to get his driving lessons cos of that wee dweeb spending money on absolute shite, hel forever be a bus wanker. I wonder if dereks started lessons yet
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The car journey that never happened
Well my lovelie I would very much doubt he’s started the lessons as yet, although he does have an air freshener aka a magic tree.. so aye & so forth
 
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Sloppys

Step-by-step said:
The car journey that never happened
Well my lovelie I would very much doubt he’s started the lessons as yet, although he does have an air freshener aka a magic tree.. so aye & so forth
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Maz probably had to use the magic free in the bathroom to help cover the scent of his IBS ma lovelie. Poor wee Deek.
 
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sammien89

Think oor maz has a mega bitchfit when he’s just bleached the toilet and wee deek goes in and leaves IBS skids bet that hoose is up in the air
 
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Ratgrrl

Who's tallying up his spending?


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Autumn's arrived in ma wee flat, getting winter vibes, all cawzy an that. It's ma life nae debates, it's ma flat, I pay full rates!
 
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bittersweetsymphony13

Sorry lovelies, steppin out ma lane here but how do we know Deek likes the wacky tobacky?? He seems so innocent

Someone better fill me in, if no then karma on yer arses. Mwah
 
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Noseybonk

bittersweetsymphony13 said:
Sorry lovelies, steppin out ma lane here but how do we know Deek likes the wacky tobacky?? He seems so innocent

Someone better fill me in, if no then karma on yer arses. Mwah
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Because without wee Deek being baked all the time fugly Mazda would be oot on his ass. Marion swept in like a giant cuckoo and took over Deeks flat, and Deeks too stoned to notice what he’s stuck with
 
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Babybail93

Aye cannae sleep ma lovelies. So aive come doonstairs to make a Horlicks with ma velvetiser (smell the wealth). Gonna get aww cosy on the sofa with a throw and have a laugh at his old highlights. Sure they’ll send me reet off. So aye
 
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Booboo76

All the spending he does on shit but won’t buy decent wooden hangers, get in the bin maz, ffs those wire hangers really make my teeth itch
 
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