Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Sloppys]

Time for Marion's boujee and bespoke Edinburgh jurnee lovelies, I feel vicariously excited

Cris and joos at the ready ma lovelie.

 

[Noseybonk]

Found some scary movies for Marion’s autumn viewing we need more folks, he’s got 7 weeks to Halloween

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Clutching ma beak here sorry if I seem like an echo all night whilst I catch up, but these are genius I can’t decide on a fav between 28 dots later and cris and joos

It needs a few tins of beans seeing as it looks like a harvest festival display in a primary school

Omg! 100% this

 

[Cagayu]

Is it bad i hope the council give him a back n front door so we get to watch how much of a cunt he makes of decorating it

He can’t even cut his three hairs properly so I don’t hodd out much hope

 

[Booboo76]

Oh shut the fuck up mario! That is all I’m posting today

 

[twilightgarden]

I replied.

He’s right there, wish I could “keep my eyes out” so I didn’t need to read his pish. Silly little prick that he is.
Your replies are spot on hen

 

[Turmeric123]

My lovelies I cannot believe a new thread on my wedding day!! Thanks to youse aww for chanting me as I head down the path onto a new journey.

I was way outta ma Lane on a holiday amd trying to catch up but I hope you had the best bespoke boujee day ever (with no beige food )
Congratulations and to many happy years

 

[Noseycow2020]

Christmas fucking countdown?? You’re nae the Selfridges window display ma lovely!

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Fucking buzzing ma lovelies

 

[Philimena cunk]

Mario doesn’t know what a full stop is, pass it on.

He churns this rant about the toxic app that is Instagram every few days. Yet, he still remains addicted to it. He loves to tell us how he does it all himself and doesn’t have a team. Of course you don’t have a team what exactly would they do? Derek looks after your inbox/outbox/smashed in letter box.
We know you would kill to be successful on Instagram and make money, be invited to the events, get all the freebies and didn’t need to work 3 hours per week polishing truncheons. So stop pretending you have a choice and choose not to be an Instagram success.

Polishing truncheons...

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

Think tattle is taking the piss out of me! Get back in your own lain, I’m not maz

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Thread suggestion - Hallowmas in September. Pure boujee innovation.

I’m surprised he’s not put his tree up and hung pumpkins aff it to tide him over till November

 

[Booboo76]

God, he we go, mario, saviour of small businesses, do piss off

 

[SuzyE]

He's definitely been on a spending spree today!

 

[Babybail93]

Take us oan a nose jurneh! Please Maz!

 

[telltaletitt]

I’m calling it the noo ma lovelies!

That cunt is definitely going to start a bottom draw top of the wardrobe of new bits for their “plush new pad”.

He won’t be able to help himself

I genuinely don’t know if I can fkin bear it

 

[SuzyE]

Two things I'm waiting for.
1. To see them getting back into debt, because we can see it's happening.

2. Him panicking when he has to pack up all his trash to move out the hobbit hole

 

[Kat__lax]

Standing in his kitchen listening to a house playing music.
How sad is that, but that's what happens when you have no real friends, Maz.

Thank f**k l know how to cherish my friends

‘I need a night out’
Behave Marion!!
He could maybe see what’s on at mecca after the lates and still make the last bus.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Marion had learn a new work, innovating, but is obviously using it in the wrong context.

He really is a special kind of creature.

A new work. I'm definitely not laughing at Margrit.

 

[Skyflier6727]

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I just had to go and watch them too, the state of the armpits on that t-shirt... absolutely bogging!

I’ve got the gip now

 

[Philimena cunk]

It's friggin horrible. I've put better in the charity bags.
And he needs to invest in some decent hangers

My dugs blanket is better than that ..

Serious question how come Deek never gets anything, bet the poor guy is walking about with his toes bursting out his with his wee pep & co PlayStation top I wish he would pipe up and put him right in his place

I wish he would throw him off the landing...

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Pom Bear!!! We need your talents on this ..you know what to do

 

[TooFarScone]

I’m in shock … of all places for a jacket!!!!!!! Primark, imagine that, what a surprise, seriously, so glad he told us
£35 Utter barg …. Right, dead on Marion

You are an utter arsehole, everything is either cosy or super cosy, FFS go jump in a puddle you little toad

And is that the shitty cosy cardy he bought yesterday?