Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Ma lovelies I just need tae swerve oot ma Laine to say it’s FALBON karma on all yer arses bet he was in Zara kids section
 
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So ma lovelies, I’ve just got in from work and settling in with some cris and joos on this Saturday evening and ma god fucking howling it was mentioned on here ages ago about the demolition. Here’s a wee tip Maz if you’ve got ‘money’ to spend on a new coat, save it and put it towards your next paisley palace clutching ma beak.
 
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He has bespoke IBS ma lovely! If that doesn’t get him a groond floor with multiple entry points I’m afraid he may hobble Derek to get one in desperation
Hes got one of those exempt lanyards, so wouldn't put anything past this big nosed scrote...

He is so entitled it’s disgusting. He thinks the world owes him something, when he contributes nothing to society
Come on, he's a boujee helmet polisher....
 
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If, and this is a big if, Alana is real, she needs fucking sterilising pronto! We do not need people like that breeding. So aye
 
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I'd laugh if wee Deek was rehoused, did a moonlight flit and didn't tell arsehole
 
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He’s taken that pic on the M8 on the way back west. Which means he’s on the megabus rather than the train — maybe he is trying to save some money!!
 
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he will be at 141k before he knows it. Also, i love that cleaning has an ? Behind it
 
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Four years, he said they'd had it eight years in his poor me story.


It's a council flat, originally in Derek's name, but Mario says its joint now. Who knows...
The only joint in that flat is the one derek smokes ma lovelies so aye. Sit yerself doon, nae debates.
 
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Literally came on here to say that …. He must’ve been the only person that didn’t know those flats were being demolished- it was in the papers at least 2 years ago. He’s totally trying for a big payout with all the money he’s spent … literally means fuck all Marigold . Break free Deek & Rayn …. Run run run …. …and fart & gas Marigold on your way oot
 
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