Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Oh I have seen them live and in action on his stories back in the day 😂😂 My ears are still bleeding 🙉🙉 Always used to crack me up that Derek was just on his phone pretending it wasn't happening 🤣🤣
Yeah, background deek is the best thing about that highlight 🤭🤣🤣
 
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Oh my lovely did you not know oor Mazda is an absolute singing sensation in his own right 😳😳😂😭😭😭 please go look at his hi lights the affirmation word being “my singing” and prepare to swerve right oot yer laine and crash into the central reservation at his “slut” song choice 🤢😂😂😳😭 I am traumatised 😂😂😂
OMG I’ve just watched them. I have tears streaming down my face and clutching my beak and my hoosecoat. He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket!!! And Deek just sitting in bed scrolling through his phone while Maz is almost orgasmic at his own singing “ability”. Best laugh I’ve had in ages 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m actually affronted for him!
 
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OMG I’ve just watched them. I have tears streaming down my face and clutching my beak and my hoosecoat. He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket!!! And Deek just sitting in bed scrolling through his phone while Maz is almost orgasmic at his own singing “ability”. Best laugh I’ve had in ages 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m actually affronted for him!
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I just had to go and watch them too, the state of the armpits on that t-shirt... absolutely bogging!
 
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I wonder why he suddenly stopped singing?!. Obviously got fed up waiting to be spotted 😂

Aww poor baby's tired after only doing a few hours.... The fanny!
I like his mug in the bespoke shape of a red pepper
 
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Just caught up on our Mazzle.

Since when has he been into jewellery and wearing bracelets?! Such a bullshitter and in it for the freebies. Guaranteed those rings will never be seen again.

#FreeDerek
 
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I wonder why he suddenly stopped singing?!. Obviously got fed up waiting to be spotted 😂

Aww poor baby's tired after only doing a few hours.... The fanny!
What man his age uses the fkin word “cuppa” 🙄🙈 was that after he’d put on his flanalette nightie, housecoat and slippers ffffs 😂
 
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Ma lovelies, I thought I spotted Mario in the wild today, but alas, it wasn’t to be. I was at Glasgow central and was fully convinced it was oor M. Turns out it was a literal OAP - a wee 80 odd year auld wifey in a puffer jacket 😭
 
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Listen ma lovelies don’t be slagging off his singing! He’s doing his boujee best just practicing away…because practice makes ok!
 
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Ma lovelies, I thought I spotted Mario in the wild today, but alas, it wasn’t to be. I was at Glasgow central and was fully convinced it was oor M. Turns out it was a literal OAP - a wee 80 odd year auld wifey in a puffer jacket 😭
Al am posting the day.
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Hola ma lovelies 🥔

A hope youse aw huv the best Friday and thanks fur paving the path for ma generation!

A hope youse aw huv the best weekend! Al be chanting youse aw oan fae the rooftops in Beruit!

Tonsalove,
M xxx
 
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The singing highlight is hilarious 😂😂😂. Sang himself some new eyebrows and teeth by the looks of things….this must have been whilst he was becoming a star.

If he ever went on X factor he’d definitely be one of the sob story punters…

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Can I just say..it’s roasting in Glasgow today! Absolutely melting! Washings out galore and he’s in a thick long padded jacket ✋🏼😂
 
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