Henny Penny
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How the hell is he not a parody account??
That autumnal tat everyone!!
That autumnal tat everyone!!
Pity perfume, call the police, there's been a murder.My theory is that he’s taken poor “H” to the Dakota and whined about brands no texting his second phone to see if they can come round wae the lassies. And no getting him presents. And then dropped hints about his favrit aftershave.
Then she’s had to go down the road and order it, and then send it up.
Enjoy your pity perfume maz x
It's abzalootley stunnin ma lovelie, but am surprised you've heard of it since it's a wee company called Lancome that makes it, but noo I've chanted thum on fae the rooftops am sure it'll be a new dayn of dawn for their wee bespoke business. Ma platform, ma rules hen.I wore that on Saturday!
Oh my lovely did you not know oor Mazda is an absolute singing sensation in his own right please go look at his hi lights the affirmation word being “my singing” and prepare to swerve right oot yer laine and crash into the central reservation at his “slut” song choice I am traumatisedI'm beginning to wonder if he thinks he's Simon Cowell ma lovelies
Aw we awe love you too babes! Glad you had a lovely day with your Mam. I’m taking mine to the Trafford Centre the morrow. Gonna try and get her some £5 hooker shoesThe perfume Hannah got him is fucking rotten, despite the expense.
Ahm just in from a day and night with ma Mum. We went for drinks, dinner and to the theatre. Im so full of love for everyone other than Mario and his empty life.
Love youse aw especially @Babybail93
Oh the bit where she batters his ankle with a sledgehammer That’s what Deek would get for using a squirt of his Jo Malone and making him crabbit.com!!!!! feck sakeLovelies! Not sure if yous will have heard of the movie Misery because it’s a bespoke made to order film by a very small business called Stephen King however it’s very fitting because I refuse to believe Derek shacked up with this lunatic willingly, he was obviously kidnapped against his will and so forth. Babygurl Ryan was also abducted but at least her and Deek have each other until they manage to escape one day while mario is doing one of his 40 minute shifts