Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[They See Me Trolling...]

So much for his antibiotics! You can’t drink alcohol on them so obviously not on any at all!

 

[Beanpop442]

Looks like they’re taking Derek on a school trip

 

[Skyflier6727]

Bloody hell I put the kids to bed and sent hubby for a Chinese and the big night is over!!!! I’m not even in my comfies yet!! Rock n roll Marion, Rock and roll!!

 

[Instainsta]

Hannah has probably said at breakfast she wanted to go back so Marion has stuck a nail
In her tyre then made Derek get the train home to make sure the toilet is clean and WiFi password on show

 

[Babybail93]

Aaawwww Derek, like a gone wrong James Bond.

James Bond, but from Wish

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I just can't get my head round what he eats and then claims he suffers ibs. I honestly don't think he has ibs, just a bad diet. The food he eats would make my stomach bad too.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I am pleased tae say I don't know who any of those imbeciles are - dog rough, aren't they? I'd not want to stand near them at a bus stop, never mind invite them around to my place, but Marlon is such a sad, lonely and desperate dickhead!

 

[Babybail93]

The back of his heed….wtf is going on there….am creased

When he was a wee baine he was so ugly that his Mammy couldn’t bare to pick him up. So he just laid in his crib 24/7, hence the flat head. Hope that helps ma lovely

 

[Babybail93]

I’m dying to know where Ava Maaaay slept!

 

[blocknroll]

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This has got to be a fuckin joke surely? It doesn't get much worse than this absolute tat

Hahahahahahah I haven’t seen a white dog jobby for YEARS until this! Now we know where they’ve all gone! They are in the twat cave masquerading as pumpkins!

 

[Cagayu]

Don't look back or turn away
Life can be your's if you'll only stay
He is calling you, calling you
On the Saviour's Day
Aka
Mario’s birthday

@Kikini Bamalam would be proud

 

[Doodlebug71]

H has driven a long way for a plate of pasta and a hawn full of chips ma luvlees

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The lounge drinks station is a big mistake. Leaving aside how cheap n nasty it all looks, the bar in a pad that small should be set up in the kitchen. His guests are going to have to form an orderly queue at the console and there will be spillage.

I feel Hannah may have offered these words of caution had the gruesome twosome not fucked with her earlier, by either bailing on her or laughing at her misfortune.

KARMA ON YOUR CRAPET

 

[Skyflier6727]

What the actual f**k is he on about. Does he know what bespoke means? He’s making my head hurt with his 400 dots of death about autumn. It’s bloody roasting and I’ve burnt the back of my neck!! Autumn!!! The “leafs” (aaargghhh) on the trees in my garden are still green!!!! I just actually can’t today

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Hang on lads, let me get this straight .... Melv has invited a load of fucking attention seeking idiots awf his page (his page! His rules!) to "celebrate" his birthday? Has he even met them all before? How utterly pathetic!

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Meh, piss off with your rules, ya freak of nature

When he posts stuff like this, you just know he's ASKING us to take the piss out of him!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Where the fuck is he putting all this utter shite that he’s buying??

 

[MarionWaffle]

Pahahahahaha!!!!! I’ve seen mair bang fae a damp firework

 

[Doodlebug71]

Autumn is starting in the bedsit and incase we needed reminded its his page and his rules so aye ma luvlees let the autumn jurnee commence wae his plastic leaves in the colour IBS shite

 

[Lady Bug]

That’s what I was wondering! But I think he did have a story with #peppergate I think

Hope so cos if he didn't it means they were just taking the piss. Now that's his own fault for inviting them. It's beyond me why he couldn't have just got a take away and made his shitty cocktails with Deek. No sign of family and I feel sorry for him on that score. Hannah Wax came across quite decent I thought.