Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[Babybail93]

If I were that Hannah I’d be seething with that fucking Oompa Lumpa laughing at me. She’s a prick, but she’s gone out of her way to pick them up and take them home. Now the simpleton has gone to get the train and the other thing is just laughing at her misfortune. That’s gratitude for you. Horrible little man

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Just popped on to say, fucking hell, how tragic was his “party”? The absolute worst cunts!

I’ll catch up on aw yer chat once I’m hame!

And LOL at the two new highlights.

Tonsalove
M xxx

 

[Macmama]

Does he just walk into restaurants, ask what food on the menu is beige and then order that?

Ma luvly, that is bespoke authentic dinner in a wee dish, in the scent Glaswegian Chicken Curry. Oor Deek has also got a boujee plate of chinese tatties. So aye, back in ma ain lane I go. His takeaway, his rules

 

[MrsFierce]

I'm buzzing he has folk in the bedsit, for some reason I've looked forward to this dawn of day!!

 

[Delia Smith]

Deek looks like a tiny George Michael

 

[MarionWaffle]

This thread is pure bespoke comedy gold tonight ma lovelies!!! If he drinks any more Aperol wi his tango tan he’ll be glowin brighter than the bastard sun

 

[Dawn Dayn]

The going through the cupboards was a bit spiteful, the screechy bints did that cos of here.
Mario will be changing the bed, screaming at Derek, hoovering, screaming at Derek, wiping round stuff, screaming at Derek all day.

 

[Booboo76]

Lol I bet deek has volunteered to do a night shift tonight, he doesn’t strike me as a “night in with the girls and Prosecco man”

 

[LadyB65]

The back of his heed….wtf is going on there….am creased

Reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies ma lovelies, so aye...

 

[SuzyE]

Deeks alive! And Maz is a shade of orange

 

[MarionWaffle]

Why the fuck are they parked in a disabled bay???

Seriously???? I have a disability badge and it fucks me off when people like that park in the bays and I can’t get parked I get people have hidden disabilities but put your fucking badge out. If she’s parked there without a badge I hope someone gives her a fucking dressing down. Stuck up cow.
Sorry about that. This subject really riles me!

The back of his heed….wtf is going on there….am creased

No brain that’s why.

It’s ok my lovely. Mario has his sunflower lanyard. The fucking prick

If I ever see that wee shite out in Glasgow I’ll fucking strangle him with it. Then again we don’t mix in the same places. Smell ma wealth ya wee prick.

 

[Skoob]

I thought when he said he was having the girls round he meant his actual pals but instead he invites a bunch of dafties fae the gram round to share lumi stories and pretend to be Marion’s pal. And where are they all staying? Big Lou stays in fife!
And what’s that hinger onner mum’s journey woman doing there? Canny stick her.

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

Wow man. Just wow. Do you think oor Hannah pullt a man so that’s why they were in bed for 10? What was the point in them even gawn oot, they coulda just stayed at Chez Marion, got ready there in front of the bespoke *ALL GLASS* mirror circa 2018 then goat a taxi home and gave Hannah a spare duvet and pillow to sleep off her 2 cocktails on the couch? That night out was pyoor anti-climatic it’s just embarrassing

When your beak
Pokes Deeks back
As you’re dogging in the sack
That’s Amorè

 

[MarionWaffle]

Aye the lift deffo doesn’t goto the tap!

I haven’t heard this quote in years
I went to bed at midnight (much later than the party bang gang) and woke to 52 notifications You lot are the funniest boujee lovelies on here

See he’s got his sunflower lanyard.

They don’t make masks for beaks ma lovelie

 

[Cleanayr]

Birthday is over so he's now decorating the flat for autumn. He really has an empty life x

 

[Babybail93]

I like that they’ve clearly asked for their orders without onions. The only scrap of nutrients in that beige monstrosity and it’s been left out.

He’s the kind of old biddy to say “ahhhhh love onions, but onions dinnae looovee me. So aye”

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Picturing me knocking on his door, walking in tripping over Rayn's bed. The stench coming off the cat litter tray. Walk into his The Range sitting room, eyes watering from all the noxious smells. Being invited into his bedroom, all of us awkwardly sitting on his bed while politely refusing to be smeared with the out of date makeup.
Even for a go on Derek, it's not worth it.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Well my lovelies I’m off out for a boujee bespoke night with hubby. Sadly as I wasn’t invited to the birthday knees up of the year I’ll need to make do with dinner and cocktails! Cannot wait to read the thread later when I get home and hubs thinks he’s onto a promise!! Threads before bed!!

 

[Babybail93]

Why the fuck are they parked in a disabled bay???

It’s ok my lovely. Mario has his sunflower lanyard. The fucking prick

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

When your birthday’s a farce
It’s karma on your arse…That’s Amore

It's too early for a new thread title suggestion but that'll take some beating!