Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

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Why the fk is she there too are they having a boujee bespoke threesome and whit the fk are carpet Kerr all about
 
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Right so apparently the Dakota are happy to take orders so what bespoke present can we send up to Marion’s room. I’m thinking a pint of milk to really get the IBS going.
 
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Oh god I can see this going horribly wrong and I’m absolutely fkin here for it it’s such a nice night I bet the dakota is jumping tonight and he WILL not fit in one iota with the regular clientele on a Friday night think I’ll go for drinks just to have a wee gander see if I can see him

Is she staying the night or gonna be drink driving home
 
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Haha remember that mini fridge The fact that he lives in a 1 bed flat with the kitchen literally across the hall and could have easily kept whatever it was in his actual fridge just cracks me up
 
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I don’t know who u cud possibly mean
kissarse McKendry, Ginger Ken-doll, maybe Lordoftheflumps, who knows man they'll all be rockin up wae their lumi spa kits and herbalife shite fur the night and since Mazda cannae afford a weddin i bet yae a pound tae a penny he's planned a first dance wae his prisoner it'll be tale as old as time featuring beauty & the beak
 
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Are they all sharing that room? today has been a joy!
Orange face
Hotel room bigger than his actual home
Personalised make up bag
Derek dressed like a road man
Moira off her tits on excitement
Hannah having the confidence to park a Range outside the bedsit
 
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No she’s got her own room she took us on a tour of it. Find it weird tho why didn’t her bf go to
 
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Are youse all telling me that youse don’t celebrate your birthdaaaze with your candle supplier and carpet fitter?!

Youse are all missing out. Nae debates. So aye.
 
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He really doesn’t get out much does he, bless him? He’s the gift that keeps on giving. He’s treatit us right enough
 
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