Im mortified for him 38Aye well those βaperolessssβ are lethal my lovelie
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Hes a fucking riddyAye well those βaperolessssβ are lethal my lovelie
must of been too warm for him tonight 
what a waste of a night out im actually cringing for him maybe Del and Avaaaamayyy will get a pump 
She did comment on his post ma lovelie. Back in ma lane I go.
Exactly. I was expecting it to be a full roast dinner being a Sunday
He's terminally stupid.Read this while having a mouthful of tea
She'll read here now and send him one of her distressed mirrors from Facebook cheap shop.
He probably thinks Jo is a bloke the thick shitSorry just having a laugh at his highlights again
I believe in tough love, ma lovelie. I'm like Hitler irl.Goto a hairdresser has ended me
Classic bumfle ma lovelie. Bumfle so aye. The tapas weighs it doon!
A quarter of cola cubesWell now that's a bold choice for a shirt. I'm getting all the 'I'll have two 99's and a quarter of cola cubes please" vibes
That takes me back!
A million miles away from the shit hole he lives in now. Heβs a total dreamer not got a clue about real life.Keep dreaming Maz, as long as you keep spending, you'll never leave Scotland to get abroad
I'm creased here, because l came to say he needs some pat butcher earrings
Brilliant
Aye and stevie wonder says oor Mazda is a pure babe anaw
Might have known Lou Bruce wud be thereβ¦.obvs sammi n Sean never got the memo
This thread today is going to be a full on Broadway show, fun fair, circus extravaganza! I cannae wait, hold on to your fluffy hoosecoats hens!I just lurk on here but swerving out ma lane today to say this thread (and you lot) is the funniest thing on the whole internet
it was meeeee (almost) BINGOWho called the lethal soorz getting spilled?! It nearly happened ma lovelies!
Hilarious them trying to dance in the postage stamp and has Mario nicked the Dakota slippers?!?!
Part of me feels sorry for him he has to invite insta randoms to make it look like he has pals , but then I remember heβs a wee dick, so aye and so forth!tonsa love X x x
Hahahahaha hoos rice gets me every time!
Nah, he flip flops from loving his cosy hobbit hole, to hoping one day he will have a house and a garden.
