I'm the same. More excited about our wee Pain of Paisleys big day than my own or dare I say it even ma poor kiddies!!Well @Kaydeelaydee I'm howling at your doop comment on the last thread.
I don't give a single shit about anyone's birthday, not even my own, but I'm glued to this one. When he's spent his birthday money, can't get over that he has birthday money... But when he's spent that we're straight into plastic autumn, childless creepy Halloween, and the highlight of the year, fire hazard low end shop Christmas decorations.It's the most wonderful time, of the year
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Gieyourselfashake
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Soggy baws & chips, yuuummmm
Alansbigplate
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Just to say it’s his birthday this is awl am sayin the day am no well
Alansbigplate
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Has deek had to rush off an put a shift in at markses ma lovelies 
what a waste av a nite oot a cannae understand it masel but every horse has its course and al stay in me own Laine tonsa luv
what a waste av a nite oot a cannae understand it masel but every horse has its course and al stay in me own Laine tonsa luv Instainsta
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This thread has gave me proper belly laughs today. Thank you all so much 
He’s fast asleep, he’s not liking posts on his birthday post so ayeHawld on a minute...
Do u think because he doesn’t read herethat he’s gone for a freshen up for a go on the marching powder (yeah right) he’s having us all on and recorded that for our benefit.. then got back changed again , and gone back out for a night out on the town??? Trying to play is at our own game?? Someone must know..
Actually he’s probably snoozing away on with his comfort blanket (hoosecoat) the wee old man he is
MaidMarion
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Mario hen you're a bespoke bullshitting bawbag, 
Couldlifeeverbesaneagain
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Well ma lovelies am feeling crabbit on this dawn of the dead. Looks like the instahuns won as its 12 degrees here in the Midlands. Am no well - woke up all congested in ma beak. Bring back the summer - I hope Rayn pisses all over his shit leaves.
BespokeBiatch
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Do we think the coo’s are coming to marios tonight then?
Babybail93
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He’s either got some mug holding it up for him, or he’s on his knees. He’s short but he ain’t that shortOh ma lovelies we’ve been treatit tae a new insta profile photo! I do have a quick question though so excuse me swerving oot ma lane… is he kneeling beside his birthdaytombstonesign in his new profile photo or can I just no process how tottie he actually is?
Swerving right back intae ma ain lane and I’ll sit doon and get some class tae
Skoob
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He’s a newbie but a desperate one and has well and truly latched into all the coos big time.
Runforestrun
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What the fuck does any grown man need all this shit for????
telltaletitt
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Aye well those “aperolessss” are lethal my lovelieFFS its not evan 10pm and hes back who called itand tipsy
dont make me laugh!!
Skyflier6727
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OMG Deek is a real wee polly pocket. God bless him.They're really tiny. Also I've got too many pics of them.
This is exactly like me! My wee girl loves Christmas so I do give in haha. She also loves Halloween and all things creepy so I let her have her Halloween decorations up on Halloween only but she walks about dressed like a skeleton for most of October
Skyflier6727
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A hope he diz get burgled so rayn can make her great escape