Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[SuzyE]

Hannah’s there for breakfast in her slippers. Did she stay there l wonder?

 

[Philimena cunk]

Do you think if we say beetlejuice three times he will fuck right off?

I vote beetle juice...

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Them ape rolls must've been proper lethal this evening lovelielies

 

[telltaletitt]

Omg them all crowded in that kitchen reminds me of that father and daughter from Liverpool that go on fb live and have a rave in their kitchen and the daughter climbs the fkin units oot her tits please someone know who I mean

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Well that meal looks beige AF.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Nahhh I knewwwww it he’s in fkin Amore and not the Dakota restaurant ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha OMG howlingggggggggggg

Smell the wealth

 

[Dawn Dayn]

She’s sitting doing her fkin makeup wtf that’s just weird as fk I’m sorry

The arrogance of it, I bet they think their audience would be thrilled and honoured to wat h them wipe their arses.

 

[twilightgarden]

Just gonna leave this here…

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Aww lovelies the bumful is back in the hoose! More than what Mario is getting the night after McDs and buckfast so aye!

 

[telltaletitt]

So now Hinch has taken to upcycling furniture from FB Marketplace, when do you think Mario will start having a go?

Because we all know he doesn’t follow trends.

Imagine if Hannah had driven all the way up to get the mirror he was throwing out to give to inch and he kidnapped her held her hostage and made her go to his birthday shindig

 

[Sheila Bloom]

Hannah has probably said at breakfast she wanted to go back so Marion has stuck a nail
In her tyre then made Derek get the train home to make sure the toilet is clean and WiFi password on show

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

Now tagging the wrong people, doesn't even know who he's invited

few too many sherry’s ma lovely

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Was up there all weekend, wish I had known I’d have tried to find it and draw Marion’s face onto it

I think it might be on Hadden Street beside the taxi rank so aye, his mural so nae debates, get it next time you’re up

 

[telltaletitt]

Is that them back in the Dakota already?

Aye lovelie he’s got Dutch courage after those lethal “aperoils” and “dickiris” so nae debates he’s chanting from the boujeee dakota cocktail lounge

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Oh you’re right ma lovlie Must be Kayleigh. I’ll just slip back into ma aine laine too many Aperols

Get some crisssss doon ye ma lovelie. Or stay in my lane and have gin n chocolate with me

 

[Noseybonk]

Look at the amount of fucking shite in that one part of the studio flat!

He’s actually such a wasteful idiot and all his autumn decorations look fuckin shit!

Awwww bless Mazda has a grey step stool to reach the shite on the higher shelves

 

[Bleepbleep56]

Wonder if any them feel bad scummy and tombstone teeth not invited lol

 

[Doodlebug71]

I’ve had a thought (not often does it happen) are we sure it was the real boujee bespoke Deek or could he have been a dupe to throw us off the scent? (Scent bring Marion is dumped)!! Back to ma Laine I go

Its doop ma luvlee ...so aye

 

[I wud like sum tea]

I’m dying to know where Ava Maaaay slept!

I’m guessing at the steeles house think that’s where she stayed on Friday ma lovelie

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Bet they smell like they look. Pissy and damp

Fusty shirts

 

[Onlinedetective]

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avantee events cocked up. Fixed it

I’m crying!!!
you win the internet today