Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[DaisyDeluxe]

She did comment on his post ma lovelie. Back in ma lane I go.

Thanks for setting me straight ma lovelie! I shall continue micro analysing Mario's bespoke burthday journeeeee...

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

He’s gonna spray paint it orange my lovelie and decorate it with plastic “tend” pumpkins ready for his autumn journeeee my lovelie

You will have given him an idea now my lovely, he will have a graveyard theme going on in that bedsit for halloween. suppose its fitting as I'd rather be 6ft under than have to spend a day living in wax melt hell

 

[Dawn Dayn]

The weather is fucking lovely here …. Who the hell is actually gonna want to be holed up in a wee bedsit on a nite like this ?? He’s got 10 glasses …. He doesnae know 10 people - he should’ve come oan here and invited 10 of us …. That would be a nite to remember . I’m wondering if Ma Rendall will be there with her new doo ??

Hoping the bag head neighbours drop by.

Omg I hope she is! She is rough as fuck! She’ll be robbing all his accessories

Screaming.

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

He definitely used to have a highlight either called peppergate or he called it that himself

 

[Philimena cunk]

I've never enjoyed someone's birthday so much. Not a great idea for these idiots to base their personalities and lives around insta. How's that going to end well.
I've been gardening, back killing me AM NO WELL THAT'S ALL AL POST THE DAY MA LOVELIES
Send tasteful nudes ma lovelies.

Here you go

 

[Sloppys]

I think he’s just doing this to troll us now with the food. He can’t seriously stick to beige all the time.

 

[Berniebow]

I wonder how they get away with not being sued with all the knock off scents.

I’m not defending him because he’s a fuck tard but it’s very difficult to trade mark a scent and that’s obviously how she’s getting around this by saying “inspired by” etc but your right they should face comeuppance from profiting off well known brands

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

I’m on holiday with the fam and no signal and raging I can’t keep up real time

 

[SuzyE]

Ahv rushed down the town to get Marion some Jo Malone as he’s not got enough!!

Stick a label on saying it's from us Tattlers lovelie, and we'll buy you a double Aperol spritz

 

[SuzyE]

No worries, was going to private message you but couldn't figure out how to do it. Ah right, I think you can only edit after a certain amount of time

I've just reported it to admin asking them to remove it. I'll have to remember that for screenshots in future

Serious question ma lovelies. Does he naw have any real lovelies to celebrate his birthday with? Why is it all other Beggy Mitchell’s from the gram at the pardeee?

Everyone should have at least one real friend in their lives, not including an insta hun, but you never see or hear of any.
If Derek was to leave him tomorrow, l really think he would crumble.

 

[OhhBacon]

Looks like a headstone in a grave yard

That was my first thought too!

 

[other things online]

Ohjesuschrist whattheactualfuckdidijustsee??????

He’s tanned without exfoliating ma lovely, av made that mistake before .. his bespoke skin could definitely take an exfoliation session

I want to say I can’t believe he’s gone to bed but it’s 80 year old Marion so it’s not a shock.

Where has Oor H travelled from? What a waste, she’s been out all of 3 minutes before being told it’s bed time!

South Yorkshire I believe..
Isn’t she a millionaire too??

 

[Philimena cunk]

Jesus he’s even more scary from the side
Wee derek is sitting there all defensive with his arms crossed, just get up and run pal ffs!!!

All being very sensible drinking water with their alcoholic drinks FANNIES

He'll be shitting through the eye of a needle with his IBS after that ..

 

[minskks]

I want to know why he is not wearing the Hinch range of clothes - there is even a hideous grey cardi which is right in his lane.

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

He’ll be rosebudding in the morning

My child keeps looking at me cause I’m wheezing with laughter

 

[Philimena cunk]

I find it even funnier that there’s tattlers on here that aren’t even from Scotland that find him as much as cock as we do please be assured we aren’t all like Marion some of us can indeed smell the wealth love our English tattlers ww should start doing tours to Marlons boujee estate

I think that this is the funniest thread on here

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I love my boyfriend so much he's my 'word' and aye and so forth

 

[telltaletitt]

I think that this is the funniest thread on here

it defo is

Ma luvly, can yoo get that in a wax melt??

I believe so in the scent raw cow

 

[Johnnoijones]

I've got first dibs on Margrit!


He's spent a lot of time on his knees.

Those are his real Goochis. The plastic ones that gave him blisters. WHY DO I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT HIM FFS

I will fight you to the death for @menopausalmargrit. I want to ride the pelanton all night long

 

[Runforestrun]

Thank god he didnt get any of my jo malone favourites or i would be raging having to change them, no way i am smelling like him! Although its black intense perfumes i buy ( smell the wealth ) ….

He got my scent in a big bottle, am devastated