Has he said anything about saving for a house? as he seems to waste a hell of a lot of money every month.If he stopped spaffing money up the wall on all this unnecessary him and wee Deek could probably be in a fucking mansion by now. It’s ridiculous. And he’s not seriously putting bloody pumpkins up at the start of December. He needs to get a bloody life.
Does he just walk into restaurants, ask what food on the menu is beige and then order that?
Fucking HELL you’re right. Of course he would be an onion haterI like that they’ve clearly asked for their orders without onions. The only scrap of nutrients in that beige monstrosity and it’s been left out.
Nah, he flip flops from loving his cosy hobbit hole, to hoping one day he will have a house and a garden.Has he said anything about saving for a house? as he seems to waste a hell of a lot of money every month.
When Derek was thinking about driving lessons, Mario bought a key fob and an air freshener. That's as near as they've got to getting a car, let alone a house.Has he said anything about saving for a house? as he seems to waste a hell of a lot of money every month.
I think we live in the same householdI don’t know about you lot but I could not be arsed decorating my house for autumn. All my energy is spent fighting over the heating with hubby (who is a tight bastard) and trying to work up enthusiasm to think about Xmas. The thought of dead leaves all over my house fills me with dread!!!
Didn’t he say something before like he could get a mortgage at the drop of the hat? I vaguely remember that. When he was walking past all the new buildsHas he said anything about saving for a house? as he seems to waste a hell of a lot of money every month.
As if he would know what is trendy! Did he see what him and Derek were wearing at the weekend? It’s like there was a power outage at the Dakota!
Maybe he's asking Derek to nick them as they look like Boujee wee ghosts and would look lovely on his Halloween displayThe saddest fucking thing I think I’ve ever seen is Deek clutching at that salt shaker like he’s holding up a glass of Prosexxy
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I really hoped Mario would be head to toe fake designer stuff.As if he would know what is trendy! Did he see what him and Derek were wearing at the weekend? It’s like there was a power outage at the Dakota!
Or a bad taste party!!As if he would know what is trendy! Did he see what him and Derek were wearing at the weekend? It’s like there was a power outage at the Dakota!
Gutted he didn't have his Goooochi belt, maybe his gut would have engulfed itI really hoped Mario would be head to toe fake designer stuff.
Ma lovely! He couldnae wear the bespoke goooochi. That would have done some right damage to the muffin when he sat doon. So ayeGutted he didn't have his Goooochi belt, maybe his gut would have engulfed it
In ye olde days of Bawbagio, he once boasted that Derek and him could get a mortgage for a big hoose *snaps fingers* just like that, but they love their wee hoose so much having built it fae the grun up and spent thoooooosands on it that they really couldn't part with it, cos he's just no ready, and the tenants coming after them would be walking into a goldmine, and anyway he's just so content but of course he looks at other folks hooses and would love what they have, but he's no jealous, nope, not at all, cos people work hard for what they've got but Derek was brave taking this place on and they've got it just how they want it and he's just so proud of their wee selves and its his safe place, so aye but they are very very comfortable financially.Has he said anything about saving for a house? as he seems to waste a hell of a lot of money every month.
Ma luvly, that is bespoke authentic dinner in a wee dish, in the scent Glaswegian Chicken Curry. Oor Deek has also got a boujee plate of chinese tatties. So aye, back in ma ain lane I go. His takeaway, his rulesDoes he just walk into restaurants, ask what food on the menu is beige and then order that?
Chinese tattiesMa luvly, that is bespoke authentic dinner in a wee dish, in the scent Glaswegian Chicken Curry. Oor Deek has also got a boujee plate of chinese tatties. So aye, back in ma ain lane I go. His takeaway, his rules
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