I’m dying to know where Ava Maaaay slept!
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Could one of you lovelies please explain what pepper gate was as I wasn't following Marion back then. Thank you tatties x
Edited to add further comment - those rough birds are clearly taking the piss. If my so called friends had done that in my house, I'd be pissed off so I bet Mario is absolutely clutching his baws this morning!
Edited to add further comment - those rough birds are clearly taking the piss. If my so called friends had done that in my house, I'd be pissed off so I bet Mario is absolutely clutching his baws this morning!
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Well ma lovelielies. Am underwhelmed yannooo.
Maw Rendell was storying from her couch with a beer at 3 this morning and it didn't seem like she was long home?How late did it go on, till 10.30pm? Did Mario chuck them oot so he could get his goonie on?
I can't think of anything worse than a party/event with instahuns, all trying to outdo each other with posing and performing for content, all fake, and no one actually talking to each other, enjoying the company, just posing with phones all the time.
The host with the most
Sare heed = karma on his toilet
White pepper burst open on the conveyor belt at Asda. Mario was mortified so acted like a prick with the checkoot boy.
On this day of dawn, can we all just take a moment to pray for Mario’s porcelain throne? He’s had a lot of carbs and alcohol the last few days, plus a bespoke Maccy D’s.
That poor toilet is going to be going through it the day. So aye. RIP Paisley sewer system
That poor toilet is going to be going through it the day. So aye. RIP Paisley sewer system
No idea who those insta-hags were but bleeping hell their banter was dry. Going through his cupboards and naming items..
"Royal Canin.."
"Flash..."
Comedy gold.
Do we think they went one step further and dared each other to sniff his hoosecoat?
"Royal Canin.."
"Flash..."
Comedy gold.
Do we think they went one step further and dared each other to sniff his hoosecoat?
On this day of dawn, can we all just take a moment to pray for Mario’s porcelain throne? He’s had a lot of carbs and alcohol the last few days, plus a bespoke Maccy D’s.
That poor toilet is going to be going through it the day. So aye. RIP Paisley sewer system
I’m guessing at the steeles house think that’s where she stayed on Friday ma lovelie
Ok so the slippers - you get to keep them when you stay in hotels like this (smell the wealth) cos no one wants to wear recycled slippers that someone else’s trotter have been in.
But most folk just leave them because they’re Chinese mass produced shite. But no oor Maz, he’ll be living on the Dakota content for eons to come, through his manky cheap freebie slippers. So aye and so forth ma lovelies
But most folk just leave them because they’re Chinese mass produced shite. But no oor Maz, he’ll be living on the Dakota content for eons to come, through his manky cheap freebie slippers. So aye and so forth ma lovelies
The bottoms are like an ice cream wafer aren’t they? He’ll be wearing them now until they climb in the bin themselves. So ayeOk so the slippers - you get to keep them when you stay in hotels like this (smell the wealth) cos no one wants to wear recycled slippers that someone else’s trotter have been in.
But most folk just leave them because they’re Chinese mass produced shite. But no oor Maz, he’ll be living on the Dakota content for eons to come, through his manky cheap freebie slippers. So aye and so forth ma lovelies
Anybody want to tell Bawbagio that it's good etiquette to get your new besties name right? Walshy not Welshy ffs. That's twice he's done it.
Hello ma lovelies. The other instagrammers are so dog rough it made him look posh na debates, and the rooting through his cupboards was just taking the piss out of him. 
I need Marion to be his usual beaky 
END self today, to knock this sympathy out of me. So Aye! 
Mwah mwah
I need Marion to be his usual beaky END self today, to knock this sympathy out of me. So Aye! Mwah mwah
Yes, peppergate was definitely here, so that's confirmed what they really think of him saying that behind his back.Correct me if I’m wrong but when they were rooting through his cupboards I definitely heard someone say “remember peppergate” isn’t it just us who called it that or did maz? Because if it’s just us tattle bastards then they’re certainly no friends of his are they, I might be wrong so if anyone knows
I don't know those women either other than Hannah, but I'm pleased l don't if they can go rifling through his cupboards like that.
He might get an eye opener once he watches those clips a few times.
Definitely with you there on everything!I am pleased tae say I don't know who any of those imbeciles are - dog rough, aren't they?
Emmanuel! Dead
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To all Non Scottish tattlers Please don’t think we’re all like this lot, we’re not!
This is the worst bunch of nobody’s on Instagram all a bunch of arse licking beggy bastards.
Toot toot am oot
This is the worst bunch of nobody’s on Instagram all a bunch of arse licking beggy bastards.
Toot toot am oot
I've got three pair upstairs from hotels as well (smell the wealth there!). I leave a pair at the door when l take the bins outOk so the slippers - you get to keep them when you stay in hotels like this (smell the wealth) cos no one wants to wear recycled slippers that someone else’s trotter have been in.
But most folk just leave them because they’re Chinese mass produced shite. But no oor Maz, he’ll be living on the Dakota content for eons to come, through his manky cheap freebie slippers. So aye and so forth ma lovelies
Don't worry lovely, us Brits have our own fair share of tools as wellTo all Non Scottish tattlers Please don’t think we’re all like this lot, we’re not!
This is the worst bunch of nobody’s on Instagram all a bunch of arse licking beggy bastards.
Toot toot am oot
That Emma is so rude in his cupboards. She was gifted a full bathroom and was so embarrassing as dropped hints till someone took her up on it
Isnt that his old bath mat recycled as… as a shoe mat?! Is a shoe mat a thing?
Dead at him taking the bloody slippers probably slipped the housecoat in there too 
This. Please. Some of us are mortified at having to share a city with him and his overgrown beakTo all Non Scottish tattlers Please don’t think we’re all like this lot, we’re not!
This is the worst bunch of nobody’s on Instagram all a bunch of arse licking beggy bastards.
Toot toot am oot
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