Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

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MaidMarion

What a horrible little scrotebag he is, laughing his head off at the flat tyre, he really is a horrible horrible little cunt. He would have gone with Deek for the train too but either he has to wait with her because she's going back to the tat cave, or he seen someone here mention it so wants to prove us wrong, I hope she sees how self centred the prick is. No wonder he has no real friends and his family hate him.
 
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menopausalmargrit

so people will eventually be able to use the wifi password in the hall? They’ll be getting papped out by 7pm!

And, my other half spotted Deek in Glasgow Central.

Given he’s aw air fresheners and no car I doubt it’s happened to him before!!
 
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Shmebulock

The past 24 hours has basically been H and Mario reposting each others instagram stories. No wonder Derek fucked off, they've both had their noses in their phones the whole time
 
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Ilovecoffee21

Where ever she has gone from in Yorkshire she’s had like a almost 5 hour drive for that! Wasn’t hardly worth it was it
 
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Sloppys

I actually cannae believe Deek fucked off and got the train we won’t see him for months again now.
 
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Skyflier6727

He does that pathetic laughing thing that I do when I’m nervous or in the presence of my husband’s colleague who is so bloody hot I’m sure I could get pregnant just looking at him. But I tend to do that laughing hysterically whenever he says anything mildly amusing Marion obviously thinks Hannah is so superior to him that he’s that pathetic simpering way!!!!

Sloppys said:
I actually cannae believe Deek fucked off and got the train we won’t see him for months again now.
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I’m still convinced it’s a doop Deek!!!
 
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Macmama

Actual feel uncomfortable with the fact he was on ma side of the river for the night, ma luvlies. I can almost smell the wealth

Going to the wee lovely small businesses at Braehead the day for some bespoke meatballs, so will report if he's anywhere to be seen, doing the sights tour with H so aye and so forth.
 
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MarionWaffle

DramaQueen79 said:
Why the fuck are they parked in a disabled bay???
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Seriously???? I have a disability badge and it fucks me off when people like that park in the bays and I can’t get parked I get people have hidden disabilities but put your fucking badge out. If she’s parked there without a badge I hope someone gives her a fucking dressing down. Stuck up cow.
Sorry about that. This subject really riles me!

I wud like sum tea said:
The back of his heed….wtf is going on there….am creased
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No brain that’s why.

Babybail93 said:
It’s ok my lovely. Mario has his sunflower lanyard. The fucking prick
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If I ever see that wee shite out in Glasgow I’ll fucking strangle him with it. Then again we don’t mix in the same places. Smell ma wealth ya wee prick.
 
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Poptart

As if Derek fucked off and got the train Mario wouldn't have been laughing if he had to pay the tyre bill, no he'd have been pure crabbit! That's gratitude for you.
Anyway, at least he'll be home soon to prepare the no cheese cheeseboard, Tap-ass and lethal Aperol Spritz ready for the bingo lasses coming round to fawn over his Dyson hairdryer as If they've never seen one before. I can smell the Elizabeth Taylor perfume and desperation from here ma lovelies so aye.
 
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SuzyE

I can't believe Derek just left them and got the train home. What an ignorant little arse he is. I'm convinced he's a can short of a 6 pack anyway if I'm honest

And what's so funny that a flat tyre has Maz in fake hysterics. You can tell he doesn't get out much.

Bet Hannah doesn't get back in a while after this weekend fail
 
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