Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

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Sloppys

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He’s tanned without exfoliating ma lovely, av made that mistake before .. his bespoke skin could definitely take an exfoliation session
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You need to swerve right back in ya own lane ma lovelie… with his bespoke super highly sensitive irritating skin our poor wee Mazda can’t be exfoliating
 
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Hawld on a minute...

Do u think because he doesn’t read here that he’s gone for a freshen up for a go on the marching powder (yeah right) he’s having us all on and recorded that for our benefit.. then got back changed again , and gone back out for a night out on the town??? Trying to play is at our own game?? Someone must know..

Actually he’s probably snoozing away on with his comfort blanket (hoosecoat) the wee old man he is
 
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menopausalmargrit

Highly unlikely hen, back in yer ain lane
 
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SuzyE

Just got home and caught up on his stories.

Why does Derek look like he's auditioning for the fly in those massive fuck off shades

Why is there just three of them on the night out?.
He's made it sound like it was a get together with several people, or is this a warm up for tomorrow?!.

And now hes back at the hotel?. Mario you certainly know how to party, you arse wipe!

Your night was definitely better than beakys hen
 
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Cagayu

He’s fast asleep, he’s not liking posts on his birthday post so aye
 
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Under_The_Influencer

He’s away to bed cos he’ll need to be up for 6am to wash the Amore shite aff the hotel bed sheets. Hannah will be driving him to Paisley to put 2 washings on, and then back to the hotel to put the sheets on before check out at 11

sorry…
 
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Sloppys

Lilly Lou said:
where’s the goochie belt he said he was going to wear……………
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Don’t you mean bespoke knock off Gucci belt?
ETA - I’ve just remembered his fake Cartier love bracelet too. He’s one sad bastard
 
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Couldlifeeverbesaneagain

Am dying ma lovelies, have introduced Marion to one of my friends and she's absolutely pissed herself tonight especially at his slippers at 9pm and his ring door bell. She also can't understand a word he says and said his flat looks like a grey prison. Happy birthday Mario
 
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Lalalaand

Pahahaha mad Marion had checked into his hotel got aw dolled up for his boujee bespoke birthday night oot and had the whole night oot aw before id even finished ma shift bring it in with a bang my arse, the only bang was his beak hitting the pillow at 10:02pm
 
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Whatsallthis

Lilly Lou said:
where’s the goochie belt he said he was going to wear……………
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Why did he tan his ankles then wear white socks that hides them?

I’ll get back in ma ain Laine - he took them aff

My 7yo has the same PlayStation Tshirt as Delboy. Probs the same size too
 
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Doodlebug71

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Is it possible that there's a part 2 tomorrow?
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There fucking needs to be for the build up he has created fur us aww, nae balloons to wave aboot like a loony, am thoroughly feeling anti climaxed wae this offering , am away to complain tae Karen at the front desk...so aye
 
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PeachesLove

On reflection wee Deek looks like he was playing dress up with those sunglasses, bless him
 
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