Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[SuzyE]

He's spending like he's won the lottery again, jesus they must be up to their tiny eyeballs in debt.

What's that saying..."A champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget".

 

[PeachesLove]

I just looked at his birthday highlight and he’s actually saved all the messages from the insta huns. He’s so pathetic I almost pity him

 

[Kat__lax]

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The bespoke Prosecco Bar is the content I’m here for.

More excited about this hoos party than my own birthday.

I am speechless.

He has *PAID FOR BY MYSELF* these items for what? To never be used or seen again.

Same as yesterday, the obscene amount of make up that he doesn’t know anything about or use.

His ‘lifestyle’ is utterly tragic.

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SCREAMING!!

Oh lads were in for a treat tonight the hostess with the mostess is laying on the style. I can see the Coos making an appearance to be sent home at 10

That whole corner brings a whole new level of tat and tackiness 🪦🪦

I am going out tonight but I’m ready to cancel so I can witness the carnage unfolding LIVE!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I confidently predict a return of am no well. He's going to be exhausted and furious after all this socialising. Up at 4 gutting the hoose.
He's Scotland's Hyacinth Bucket.

 

[Poptart]

You just know on Halloween Mario is the type to knock all the lights off and pretend he's not in.

 

[MarionWaffle]

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So it’s called Utan? Is that short for Orang-utan, Mario? Because that bitch was fucking ORANGE on its birthday!

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Christ I just laughed up a lung there!!!! @Babybail93

Oh tattle, your ad people have such a sense of humour

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

Am fucking fuming man!! am stuck in A&E way my boy coz the selfish wee bastards got a suspected broken wrist and tonight’s THE NIGHT where a think Mario & the gang will go live NOOOOOOOO!!! Am crabbit as fuck!!

canny wait to see them spill cherry red soorz aw er his boujeee CRAPET

 

[Sloppys]

Aww look ma lovelies… a bespoke new thread just for the birthday boy Mazda. This will be up there with his best presents ahead of the jo Malone ma lovelies. Hope everyone is stocked up on criss and joos for the boujee weekend ahead! Tons a love

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Hannah Wax is what you get when you order Mrs Hinch off Wish.

Moira looks like a mint Vienetta in that shirt.

Nae debates on ma post

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

So they had a rummage through Mariahs cupboards, apparently aw he does is 'Gut' the hoos oot. . yet those were defo Monica cupboards, shite piled in and fuck all organised, we know yer dirty secrets noo hen that's how the flat appears to stay 'clean it's aw surface cleanin I bet ya the side eh your cooker and the back eh yer fridge is pure howfin

Aye I definitely got a - taking the piss out of him kinda vibe - when they were going through his cupboards. As much as I can’t stand Mario it came across arsehole behaviour. I can’t fucking stand MR and her frog eyes and fake laughing. They can all get in the bin.

 

[DebEdg]

Good! morning! ma! lovelies!

I hope yis are awll ready for Melvin's pathetic shitshow of errrrrrrthing autumn, despite it not officially starting until Wednesday September 21st, which makes sense due to the fact THERE'S NAE BROON LEAVES scattered across the streets, because it doesn't happen overnight, so most people with half a brain will carry on living day to day and not wish their lives away because they're not pathetic and don't live for one of those fucking naff, boak inducing Channel 5 American daytime films.

Dick!

Em can we no insult the channel 5 daytime TV movies please hen, many an afternoon of mine has been spent in a comma watching these so I don’t need to actually use any brain cells for a few hours, so aye

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Can't believe the night went on that late and he didn't feed them. That shitey wee nibble was it? I'd never host a bevvy sesh without providing something a bit substantial to munch. Appreciate he can't cook worth a fuck but he knows how to lift a phone.

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Maz has paid the junkie doonstairs a tenner to post some Dreamies through the letter box every couple hours. So aye

Mate that door will have been kicked in by now, Rayn’s fucked off, the junkie’s bird has ate the dreamies, Deek’s PS4 getting dismantled and sold

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Zero self awareness. Dying for him. You know the sort of bride, huge expensive wedding, splits up under a year later cos what she wanted was a big party and a nice dress, like a four year old. Mario.

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

He smells of biscuits, knew it
Fucking knew it.

He also highly recommends you don’t use regular tan products on your face. Highly recommends. That you don’t.

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

He wouldnt be laughing if he had to pay for tyre, but he obviously cant afford a car never mind a tyre! He only hung around so he could been seen in the range rover

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Could you imagine if last night was a plan for Deek to get her pregnant. So Mario can get his two bedroom cooncil house with the wee baine?

Has Derek even goat pubes yet? He looks about 8 with his wee PlayStation gear on
Poor wee cunts probably gon game was a suitcase fulla free Dakota biscuits

 

[YouOkHunx]

If you watch Hannah's stories her and MR are going through wee mazdas kitchen cupboards he's gonna be pure raging

 

[Freefalling]

Just like he could get a mortgage, just like that! *clicks fingers*

Nae ma lovelies I cannae cope with this. He’s made a fucking highlight of his 38th Birthday!!

What a smashing party, conversations must be flowing! Not. Imagine creating a highlight folder while your guests (can't say friends) are still in the bedsit? I've seen it all now

 

[Chez300]

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F**king hell she’s still there!

since when have they been that buddy buddy?
Where is she sleeping cos that sofa looks so uncomfortable. Remember Derek trying to nap on it?

I bet Marion is tired of having a house guest 🥱 bet he can’t wait for her to go!