Saw 50millon dots on his story when i clicked in insta and immediately thought what fuckin shite is he posting today. Ofcourse its more Ava May crap 
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I am out having a lovely lunch at a small independent cafe called Mcdonalds.i cannot wait to get home, draw the blinds and light the fire to get cosy to enjoy his latest stories
Why are his hands so smooth? 
like there’s no fingerprints or wrinkles or anything. His hands look like someone’s burned off the prints but did his whole palm lol
like there’s no fingerprints or wrinkles or anything. His hands look like someone’s burned off the prints but did his whole palm lol
Aye, the bath bombs are for all skin types. He’s such a bleeping moron!!
Just one of the ingredients. Marion hen, you don’t have highly sensitive skin!!!
Just one of the ingredients. Marion hen, you don’t have highly sensitive skin!!!
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It’s shocking he’s recommending them to people with sensitive skin! Pure thinks he’s a dermatologist. 
How much do we reckon he’s spunked on Ava May crap to go with the umpteen boxes of Ava May crap he’s still not used?
How much do we reckon he’s spunked on Ava May crap to go with the umpteen boxes of Ava May crap he’s still not used?
If Mario suffers from sensitive skin or skin that irritates easily there is no way he could use that or any bath bomb considering they are usually full of fragrance and other known irritants.
Also considering he he has told us he uses Stardrops ammonia cleaner without gloves he obviously has the skin of a rhino! Nothing sensitive or bougie about him at all!
Also considering he he has told us he uses Stardrops ammonia cleaner without gloves he obviously has the skin of a rhino! Nothing sensitive or bougie about him at all!
I'm sorry but there is no way Ava brimming-with-chemicals May bath bombs are suitable for sensitive skin. Mario is an absolute weapon for recommending them to his gullible followers.
I seem tae remember reading that Maz once used a bath bomb in his shower tray for a boujee foot wash. Did this actually happen or is it Tattle folklore?
I seem tae remember reading that Maz once used a bath bomb in his shower tray for a boujee foot wash. Did this actually happen or is it Tattle folklore?
Garthy did... The idiot. In his mouldy disabled shower that was for his late mum. Unforgettable comment from him "excuse the fliddy chair"I'm sorry but there is no way Ava brimming-with-chemicals May bath bombs are suitable for sensitive skin. Mario is an absolute weapon for recommending them to his gullible followers.
I seem tae remember reading that Maz once used a bath bomb in his shower tray for a boujee foot wash. Did this actually happen or is it Tattle folklore?
Aww I miss speeonjay I wonder if he has dropped aff the face of the earth ma luvlee.
What has wee Maz done now, has he just poured the bottle down the sink or is he trying to say he’s used it all on his kitchen?
I’ve watched his latest stories with a permanent frown on my face... his ridiculously poor grasp of the English language, the amount of shite from Ava may, his contradiction on how he burns his wax melts, one in the hall and one in the living room but then in the next breath he puts them in a double burner to mix the scents, how far he’s prepared to crawl up Hinch’s ring piece, and then the bottle of cleaning stuff going from 3 quarters full to being empty in a matter of seconds... god he makes my head hurt 
Guessing when he's #boughtitmaselsoidid a few weeks back, he's bought at least 2 - 1 he showed us that hasn't been cracked open yet and 1 nearly empty. There is quite literally not the surface area in that bedsit to tank through that amount of cleaning product in one session.
I'm feeling we're due a giggly Mario explaining this later to the thooooooosands of lovelies who'venot asked.
I'm feeling we're due a giggly Mario explaining this later to the thooooooosands of lovelies who've
Aw where is Garthy
The amount of crappy bits of plastic and waste in that p and g pr pack? All that will just end up in landfill
Did he drink the flash I’m confused where it all went
probably thought it was aboujee cocktail and just drank it all x
I was coming here to say this! Great minds think like Mario
Cleaning With Marhino?
I want to try those new Flash sprays, but out of principle I'm not.
That greedy bastard like Hinch gets enough freebies, so I'm not supporting P&G
That greedy bastard like Hinch gets enough freebies, so I'm not supporting P&G
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