Three bottles of body mist, that he thought were for his face.Urrgghhh this was bleeping PAINFUL. It was around the time that everyone was raving about Caroline Hirons and he seemed to think he could crack the lucrative beauty blogger marketSpending his furlough money on package after package of Charlotte Tilbury makeup and premium skincare that he had no clue how to use, none of which has ever been seen again. Klarna on his arse indeed
And trying to claim he'd made The Ordinary products sell out. 
Bet he's still got all the out of date Chanel make up he *bought* from Debenhams.He has frittered away every penny Derek has worked hard for, all the while only working part time, trying to make it as an influencer. He hasn't put enough effort in to be professional, he's just squandered all their money and put them in debt. He isn't insta famous, he's a curiosity, a freak show like so many others. Hell look back on this time with regret and cringe inside out. Log off Mario, open your eyes and talk to Derek about how you both see your lives progressing. Or, buy a new wax melt burner, get new cushions or lights on your credit card.
