Aww wee Lew Lew fae Carluke he’s hilarious everything Mavis ain’t and he can dae make up !!!YOUDO NOT HAVE HIGHLY IRRITIVE SKIN
He’s really grinding my gears at the moment.
Honestly, there’s a wee Scottish guy on TikTok called Lewis Wilson and he actually cracks me up. And I thought the other night if Marion was that kind of care free gay he would such a laugh but he’s not, so let’s chant ourselves oan until we get to the next thread ma lovelies.
I feel like I would get constant electric shocks in his hoose from all the cheap material everywhereIs it just me, or does anyone else think that living room is far from "cosy"? I could not relax in that room. Its more like a hotel lobby or a private clinic waiting room.... soz Maz. Its just not very homely or cosy. I will get back in my ain laine now.....
I thought he wanted a chunky KNIT cardigan? Not a velour bed jaiket! Ffs MargoWit in the name of awll things wax is that grey monstrosity?
GIT! IN! THE! BIN, MARLON!
Man cardiganSeeing him ‘aw cosy’ in his hooosecoat/ man cardigan really makes me depressed. It’s summer Marion, get outside and get some fresh airI think calling him an auld wifey is an insult to all auld wifey’s everywhere.
Did you name him Mario instead?@witchofwestbyfleet Screeching oot ma lane to share the story of Mr B. He campaigned very hard to call our eldest boy, JesseWe live on the bouji West Coast, both went to school here and yet he claimed it would be fine. Got to the point I actually look up the birth records for Scotland which revealed there has been ONE baby boy named Jesse in the past 30 years. There's a reason for that.
Anyway, nae debates but I did think Mr B was a Fanny for a good couple of months.
“veeted his baw bag”!! I’ve just spat my coffee over hubby’s morning paperFucks sake! There is so much to unpack with the latest treat!
Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier
Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom
Thechunky knitfleececardiganhoosecoat
The elf ears
The NOSE!
The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!
Fucks sake Mario!
No but we're considering changing his name by deed poll to Marion (the n is silent).Did you name him Mario instead?
I’ve had hunners of messages ma lovelies, I am howling. I cannae believe I did thatNowhere on those bottles does it say fabric softener, what an idiot although it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s done it on purpose so all his lovelies will message him, then we’ve got a super funny story of him clutching his beak, wiping away fake tears, you know the drill tattlers
Stovies spilling oot of his shitterHis stovies will be spilling oot of his shitter shortly ..aww we need is a wee toilet montage after he has taken his arse for a stovie pish ..so aye
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