I’ve always wondered why he doesn’t do swipe up affiliate links?I’m sorry to say this but I fucking love Mario now! (For comedy purposes obviously). I would start a rave thread but I’d probably be the only one there so please don’t kick me out of this thread.
Hes somehow got 80k followers and could probably make some decent money from that account but he just doesn’t know how. Probably because he thinks being the store manager for next is going ‘all the way to the tap of the ladder’.
I’d love it if he came out as a comedian and it turns out his account was a parody all along.
How ur we aw.Hello ma lovelies... how ur we aw? Just in ma cosy bed.
Headboard was kinda a giveaway marlon tee hee
Fucking dead.I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and shit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here
'Cos he never went to school. Too busy running the Next empire/waitressing at Little Chef/stealing from Semi Chem (glossed over on the recent CV)New “valentimes” wax melts. Why can he not speak properly
We have a theory here that he is a Daft Limmy creation that somehow came to life.I’m sorry to say this but I fucking love Mario now! (For comedy purposes obviously). I would start a rave thread but I’d probably be the only one there so please don’t kick me out of this thread.
Hes somehow got 80k followers and could probably make some decent money from that account but he just doesn’t know how. Probably because he thinks being the store manager for next is going ‘all the way to the tap of the ladder’.
I’d love it if he came out as a comedian and it turns out his account was a parody all along.
The thing that annoys me the most is the ’use’ is right there! He is actually expelling more effort in his strangulation of the english language. It’s just ignorance. You are a middle aged man ffs, not a cool hip teenager, get over yourself Melv!What in the name of fuck does Youse mean ? Basic english Melvin ffs !!!!
OMG I've just seen your avatar - that is pure stunnin'gawjusssMario describing the pet cloth as 'such a handy and nafty ideur'... Such a good grasp on the English language
Well.... are you blocked??I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and shit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here
Not so farWell.... are you blocked??
Maybe he won’t block you as it will show he reads here, but is he clever enough for that?Not so far
He's not the only Scottish instagrammer to use this term unfortunately. I compare it to the Americanism "y'all" which gives me the shudder.What in the name of fuck does Youse mean ? Basic english Melvin ffs !!!!
This is the big question, but on balance I'd say from his rudimentary use of the English language he is at least as thick as we all think he isMaybe he won’t block you as it will show he reads here, but is he clever enough for that?
Just roared at this comment ---- GAWJUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!OMG I've just seen your avatar - that is pure stunnin'gawjusss
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