Cleaning with Mario #4

[MrsEvil]

I’m sorry to say this but I bleeping love Mario now! (For comedy purposes obviously). I would start a rave thread but I’d probably be the only one there so please don’t kick me out of this thread.

Hes somehow got 80k followers and could probably make some decent money from that account but he just doesn’t know how. Probably because he thinks being the store manager for next is going ‘all the way to the tap of the ladder’.

I’d love it if he came out as a comedian and it turns out his account was a parody all along.

 

[Pink4573]

I’m sorry to say this but I bleeping love Mario now! (For comedy purposes obviously). I would start a rave thread but I’d probably be the only one there so please don’t kick me out of this thread.

Hes somehow got 80k followers and could probably make some decent money from that account but he just doesn’t know how. Probably because he thinks being the store manager for next is going ‘all the way to the tap of the ladder’.

I’d love it if he came out as a comedian and it turns out his account was a parody all along.

I’ve always wondered why he doesn’t do swipe up affiliate links?

 

[Fickledipped19]

This is genuinely the funniest thread on tattle

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Hello ma lovelies... how ur we aw? Just in ma cosy bed.

Headboard was kinda a giveaway marlon tee hee

How ur we aw.

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

bleeping dead.

 

[Mack84]

New “valentimes” wax melts. Why can he not speak properly

Sponge new dog cloth is for when your dog runs into the ocean? Where is the ocean in the paisley scheme

 

[Be More Pacific]

New “valentimes” wax melts. Why can he not speak properly

'Cos he never went to school. Too busy running the Next empire/waitressing at Little Chef/stealing from Semi Chem (glossed over on the recent CV)

 

[Frostedwindows]

I am sure my friend has ‘Melvins Heid’ shaped tiles in her bathroom!
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Dead!!!!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I’m sorry to say this but I bleeping love Mario now! (For comedy purposes obviously). I would start a rave thread but I’d probably be the only one there so please don’t kick me out of this thread.

Hes somehow got 80k followers and could probably make some decent money from that account but he just doesn’t know how. Probably because he thinks being the store manager for next is going ‘all the way to the tap of the ladder’.

I’d love it if he came out as a comedian and it turns out his account was a parody all along.

We have a theory here that he is a Daft Limmy creation that somehow came to life.

 

[Jeaniepeanie]

Mario describing the pet cloth as 'such a handy and nafty ideur'... Such a good grasp on the English language

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Please youse my hashtag because I don’t see what you are tagging me in.
So how does he know he’s been tagged

and it’s USE ffs

Right, just off for a dip in the ocean (have to find it first obvs) before drying myself with my nafty sponge.

 

[Mack84]

I think we should all use the hashtag & tag him in lots of random tit like oceans and saints and strangler fingers and photos of what he reminds us of

 

[Divinechat]

What in the name of duck does Youse mean ? Basic english Melvin ffs !!!!

 

[Badaboom]

What in the name of duck does Youse mean ? Basic english Melvin ffs !!!!

The thing that annoys me the most is the ’use’ is right there! He is actually expelling more effort in his strangulation of the english language. It’s just ignorance. You are a middle aged man ffs, not a cool hip teenager, get over yourself Melv!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Mario describing the pet cloth as 'such a handy and nafty ideur'... Such a good grasp on the English language

OMG I've just seen your avatar - that is pure stunnin'gawjusss

 

[Wheretonext]

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

Well.... are you blocked??

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Well.... are you blocked??

Not so far

 

[Badaboom]

Not so far

Maybe he won’t block you as it will show he reads here, but is he clever enough for that?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

What in the name of duck does Youse mean ? Basic english Melvin ffs !!!!

He's not the only Scottish instagrammer to use this term unfortunately. I compare it to the Americanism "y'all" which gives me the shudder.

Used in a sentence:
English - you can all duck off
Scottish (west coast) - youse can all go take a duck to yourselves
American - all y'all can go duck yourselves

You learn something new everyday, eh?

Ffs, just realised he's not even using "youse" as common parlance here intended.

Bawbag - he's doubly wrong

This is not what I would expect from someone who made it to the "tap" in both hospitality and retail !!!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Maybe he won’t block you as it will show he reads here, but is he clever enough for that?

This is the big question, but on balance I'd say from his rudimentary use of the English language he is at least as thick as we all think he is

 

[CupcakeCassie]

OMG I've just seen your avatar - that is pure stunnin'gawjusss

Just roared at this comment ---- GAWJUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!