I can imagine that he might be allowed to change the bedding on the display beds if he does well in his next performance review
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Just watched All the dots... Brilliantly hilarious.
I didn't realise he had been all the way to the 'tap' and when you get there it won't make you happy... and we should quit our jobs and live the simple in life. Glad I now know.!!?
I didn't realise he had been all the way to the 'tap' and when you get there it won't make you happy... and we should quit our jobs and live the simple in life. Glad I now know.!!?
That’s from sitting with his head against his padded lush headboard.
I wonder what his mate Sophie thinks of him saying that he prefers to work hard for his money rather than earn money from insta?
That bleeping field!!!! Why doesn’t she just live in that frigging field with all of her handsnomessssssssssss maaaaaannnnnnnnzzzzzzes, and we’ll all live happily ever after.
Omg choked and spat coffee everywhere when I saw this.
He looks like Roy Cropper!! From Corrie
He's got a giant head
I'm still laughing so hard about the idea that Melvin could give "career" advice in schools.
He lives in a manky housecoat, can't spell, endorses fake goods and seems incapable of telling the truth. Never mind the fact that he would take 5 hours to rant on about nothing and no-one would be any the wiser what he was trying to convey by the end of the presentation.
So unless he would be used as an example of how not to be professional, then it's a no from me.
He lives in a manky housecoat, can't spell, endorses fake goods and seems incapable of telling the truth. Never mind the fact that he would take 5 hours to rant on about nothing and no-one would be any the wiser what he was trying to convey by the end of the presentation.
So unless he would be used as an example of how not to be professional, then it's a no from me.
Roy Cropper?
Omg did he actually say "av been all the way to the top.......i was ASSISTANT store manager".
Not even manager ffs but assistant!!!
Not even manager ffs but assistant!!!
Ha! He'd end the speech by saying "So, aye!" tilt his mahoosive flat heed and leave giving them all herpes by way of a dozen cold sore kisses...
*boak*
Why does he never watch tv on the couch like us non influencers? So aye .....
Yes! That is what I thought I heard too. What a guy, Saint Melvin CEOOmg did he actually say "av been all the way to the top.......i was ASSISTANT store manager".
Not even manager ffs but assistant!!!
Cause he would have to “fluff” it again?
Cause there’s no room with various cushions?
Cause the air is so thick with smells it brings on the exeeeeema
Cause he can’t actually watch tv in there cause of all the shiny tat he just actually watches himself?
My husband has put a Mario ban on our living room
I've been an assistant manager when I was 22 before I started my master's degreeOmg did he actually say "av been all the way to the top.......i was ASSISTANT store manager".
Not even manager ffs but assistant!!!
Because it'd also help him sleep better, but he'd have even less content if he didn't have an insomnia journeeeeeeeeeeeCause he would have to “fluff” it again?
Cause there’s no room with various cushions?
Cause the air is so thick with smells it brings on the exeeeeema
Cause he can’t actually watch tv in there cause of all the shiny tat he just actually watches himself?
My husband has put a Mario ban on our living room
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