Cleaning with Mario #4

[kikirose]

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

Sheer beautiful mah lovelee

duck THE FUCKITY duck OFF !!!! The person who.sent this needs hit in the bloody face. St Melvim should be used in school ?

Please tell me that's a Tattler having a laugh. I refuse to believe someone actually thinks that's a good idea.

 

[Bestlife@60]

I know that different parts of GB have different accents but duck me in all my 60+ years I’ve never seen anyone write in it!!!! I need subtitles!!

 

[Frankensooze]

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

u VilE tRoLl

 

[Claudius43]

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

And all this time I thought Derek was the one reading his DMs like he told us? Surely Saint Melvin is too busy saving small businesses and curing the ill to reply to the peasantry?

 

[Frankensooze]

And all this time I thought Derek was the one reading his DMs like he told us? Surely Saint Melvin is too busy saving small businesses and curing the ill to reply to the peasantry?

Well now his sight has been saved by a miracle (ok an op) will be now step in and save Debenhams!?!

 

[IsaDrennan]

It’s because he spends his entire life with it leaning against that horrible headboard.

I’m actually shocked with how flat the back of his head is, I’ve never seen a grown adult with a head that shape? I don’t know if it’s just the angle and stuff but bleeping hell

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So, he stepped down from his role 2 years ago when he went to his manager and said manager put him into another roll that he’s been doing for 3-4 years now. The role he is in is something visual but the reason he stepped down is because of his visual issue.

Can someone clarify that I have this correct? I am starting to think that I’m going mad by every dot I watch.

 

[Frankensooze]

So, he stepped down from his role 2 years ago when he went to his manager and said manager put him into another roll that he’s been doing for 3-4 years now. The role he is in is something visual but the reason he stepped down is because of his visual issue.

Can someone clarify that I have this correct? I am starting to think that I’m going mad by every dot I watch.

He hasn't got a problem now anyway.

 

[Mrhopalot]

This thread has kept me entertained to say the least
He’s absolutely hysterical.. I cringe so bad watching him but I can’t stop! He thinks he hit the jackpot cos he was store manager once.. behave Mario He’s making out he’s winding down in his working years.. your 36 you’ve got a long while to go before you retire you tit. God forbid if he ever has a real problem to deal with, he’d have a breakdown!

 

[Shivers]

Please correct me if I’m wrong here as I worked in retail a good while back so things may be different now.

I’ve worked in loads of different stores and aside from the smaller more independent ones, displays in the bigger high street chains were usually decided by someone at head office or at least by a regional visual merchandiser. So that each store was promoting the same items that the business was keen to sell, they would all be sent the same window displays, floor layouts etc that anyone in the store could follow. There may have been someone designated to follow and set them up but they didn’t design them. Not even someone with a ‘knack for visual aesthetics’ that he specialises in apparently.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Please correct me if I’m wrong here as I worked in retail a good while back so things may be different now.

I’ve worked in loads of different stores and aside from the smaller more independent ones, displays in the bigger high street chains were usually decided by someone at head office or at least by a regional visual merchandiser. So that each store was promoting the same items that the business was keen to sell, they would all be sent the same window displays, floor layouts etc that anyone in the store could follow. There may have been someone designated to follow and set them up but they didn’t design them. Not even someone with a ‘knack for visual aesthetics’ that he specialises in apparently.

This you need qualifications to be a visual merchandiser and certainly wouldn’t be expected to split your time between creating displays and then in the store room

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

What is actually going on with that hairstyle?!

 

[Badaboom]

This you need qualifications to be a visual merchandiser and certainly wouldn’t be expected to split your time between creating displays and then in the store room

I get the impression that he unloads the goods from boxes and hangs them on the rails. That is why he does night shifts and funny hours when the store isn’t always open.

 

[Nellyellie]

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

 

[Divinechat]

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

Oh dear god this has made my day

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Going back to the message you sent Kikini, his reply! I love this, no mention about your poor Mum and asking how she is doing. It really is all about him and his flat 5-head isn’t it.

 

[Badaboom]

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

I am sure my friend has ‘Melvins Heid’ shaped tiles in her bathroom!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Please correct me if I’m wrong here as I worked in retail a good while back so things may be different now.

I’ve worked in loads of different stores and aside from the smaller more independent ones, displays in the bigger high street chains were usually decided by someone at head office or at least by a regional visual merchandiser. So that each store was promoting the same items that the business was keen to sell, they would all be sent the same window displays, floor layouts etc that anyone in the store could follow. There may have been someone designated to follow and set them up but they didn’t design them. Not even someone with a ‘knack for visual aesthetics’ that he specialises in apparently.

You're right. I've got a pal that works in merchandising in a large store. She gets sent diagrams and lists of product codes to use etc so her finished result should in theory look like that in any of the other stores in the chain. She too is adamant that it requires artistic flair. I love her to bits so I just let that pass, but really, her displays are proscribed. Nobody claims artistic flair putting a jigsaw puzzle together and to me its tantamount to the same thing

This thread has kept me entertained to say the least
He’s absolutely hysterical.. I cringe so bad watching him but I can’t stop! He thinks he hit the jackpot cos he was store manager once.. behave Mario He’s making out he’s winding down in his working years.. your 36 you’ve got a long while to go before you retire you tit. God forbid if he ever has a real problem to deal with, he’d have a breakdown!

I feel it in my water's that if Dezza brought home more bacon, Melvin would quit tomorrow to become a full time hoose husband!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Going back to the message you sent Kikini, his reply! I love this, no mention about your poor Mum and asking how she is doing. It really is all about him and his flat 5-head isn’t it.

I know right? My poor 83yo mum who slipped on a broken manhole cover I even threw in the stuff aboot the coonsil in solidarity with our Melv too!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]