Sheer beautiful mah lovelee
Please tell me that's a Tattler having a laugh. I refuse to believe someone actually thinks that's a good idea.
Sheer beautiful mah loveleeI cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and shit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here
Please tell me that's a Tattler having a laugh. I refuse to believe someone actually thinks that's a good idea.FUCK THE FUCKITY FUCK OFF !!!! The person who.sent this needs hit in the bloody face. St Melvim should be used in school ?
u VilE tRoLlI cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and shit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here
And all this time I thought Derek was the one reading his DMs like he told us? Surely Saint Melvin is too busy saving small businesses and curing the ill to reply to the peasantry?I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and shit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here
Well now his sight has been saved by a miracle (ok an op) will be now step in and save Debenhams!?!And all this time I thought Derek was the one reading his DMs like he told us? Surely Saint Melvin is too busy saving small businesses and curing the ill to reply to the peasantry?
I’m actually shocked with how flat the back of his head is, I’ve never seen a grown adult with a head that shape? I don’t know if it’s just the angle and stuff but fucking hell
He hasn't got a problem now anyway.So, he stepped down from his role 2 years ago when he went to his manager and said manager put him into another roll that he’s been doing for 3-4 years now. The role he is in is something visual but the reason he stepped down is because of his visual issue.
Can someone clarify that I have this correct? I am starting to think that I’m going mad by every dot I watch.
ThisPlease correct me if I’m wrong here as I worked in retail a good while back so things may be different now.
I’ve worked in loads of different stores and aside from the smaller more independent ones, displays in the bigger high street chains were usually decided by someone at head office or at least by a regional visual merchandiser. So that each store was promoting the same items that the business was keen to sell, they would all be sent the same window displays, floor layouts etc that anyone in the store could follow. There may have been someone designated to follow and set them up but they didn’t design them. Not even someone with a ‘knack for visual aesthetics’ that he specialises in apparently.
What is actually going on with that hairstyle?!
I get the impression that he unloads the goods from boxes and hangs them on the rails. That is why he does night shifts and funny hours when the store isn’t always open.Thisyou need qualifications to be a visual merchandiser and certainly wouldn’t be expected to split your time between creating displays and then in the store room
Oh dear god this has made my dayI cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and shit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here
I am sure my friend has ‘Melvins Heid’ shaped tiles in her bathroom!Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
You're right. I've got a pal that works in merchandising in a large store. She gets sent diagrams and lists of product codes to use etc so her finished result should in theory look like that in any of the other stores in the chain. She too is adamant that it requires artistic flair. I love her to bits so I just let that pass, but really, her displays are proscribed. Nobody claims artistic flair putting a jigsaw puzzle together and to me its tantamount to the same thingPlease correct me if I’m wrong here as I worked in retail a good while back so things may be different now.
I’ve worked in loads of different stores and aside from the smaller more independent ones, displays in the bigger high street chains were usually decided by someone at head office or at least by a regional visual merchandiser. So that each store was promoting the same items that the business was keen to sell, they would all be sent the same window displays, floor layouts etc that anyone in the store could follow. There may have been someone designated to follow and set them up but they didn’t design them. Not even someone with a ‘knack for visual aesthetics’ that he specialises in apparently.
I feel it in my water's that if Dezza brought home more bacon, Melvin would quit tomorrow to become a full time hoose husband!This thread has kept me entertained to say the least
He’s absolutely hysterical.. I cringe so bad watching him but I can’t stop! He thinks he hit the jackpot cos he was store manager once.. behave MarioHe’s making out he’s winding down in his working years.. your 36 you’ve got a long while to go before you retire you tit. God forbid if he ever has a real problem to deal with, he’d have a breakdown!
I know right? My poor 83yo mum who slipped on a broken manhole coverGoing back to the message you sent Kikini, his reply! I love this, no mention about your poor Mum and asking how she is doing. It really is all about him and his flat 5-head isn’t it.
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