Cleaning with Mario #4

[Kaydeelaydee]

He speaks so fast it actually makes my head spin!!!

I don't want to make assumptions about your nationality, but a lot of us Scots speak even faster . Although I come from a different compass point, I too am a shireling. It's either freezing cold or pouring with rain up here so we cannae hang about .

Most of us are smart enough to modify the velocity of speech when speaking in a public forum though. I've actually seen one of Melvins lovelies post that they think he's so funny even though they cant always understand him. So really, how DA duck does she know he's funny then???

Side note: If I could type at even a quarter of my talking speed I'd be over the moon!!

 

[Nellyellie]

Dark wood spiral

he reminds me of my old uni assignments, throwing in ‘clever words’ that I had no clue what the were twit

 

[SpeakingTheTruth]

Just come on to say.
Did he not share a pic a few weeks ago of a house and it said something along the lines of two years since I left this house and all the memories (I’m presuming his family home).
He’s just said he’s spent the last four years doing the flat up?
why does he always lie, he really does tell so many little white lies about tit it’s weird!
how many years have you been there maz? 2 or 4.

He most certainly did. He lies that much he just can’t keep up

 

[Nellyellie]

4 years we’ve had the flat and have been doing it up for....

Why you lying hun. Derek moved in and didn’t have carpets for about 4 month alone!

 

[Lipsy]

4 years we’ve had the flat and have been doing it up for....

Why you lying hun. Derek moved in and didn’t have carpets for about 4 month alone!

Because he lived there with him but they didn’t declare it so derek would get help with his rent

He lies about everything

 

[Pinchers]

Look who I saw recently at the train station. Hahaha

 

[sarcastic eyeballs]

Look who I saw recently at the train station. Hahaha View attachment 74253

Hahah the way his nose fits over the person with the red coat, makes him look like Pinocchio. Fitting.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Martyr Mario, doing Instagram because it makes us all so happy. What a wanker.

 

[kikirose]

Look who I saw recently at the train station. Hahaha View attachment 74253

Checking in with his lovelees

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Look who I saw recently at the train station. Hahaha View attachment 74253

What is actually going on with that hairstyle?!

 

[Divinechat]

Right hang on laat night he stepped down from his roles becauae he couldnt cope and was feeling.sick with worry going to work.everyday and today he is saying he stepped down becauae of his eyes and he actually.enjoyed his job ? duck me he cant even keep up with his own lies anymore !!!

 

[Frankensooze]

Right hang on laat night he stepped down from his roles becauae he couldnt cope and was feeling.sick with worry going to work.everyday and today he is saying he stepped down becauae of his eyes and he actually.enjoyed his job ? duck me he cant even keep up with his own lies anymore !!!

Lol about his eyes, he's not even wearing specs in that pic. And he storied about his eyes, having a procedure done that worked, his eye is OK. Ffs x million, the exaggerating they all do makes my teeth itch.
His poor flat head though, looks like he needs one of those helmetsbabies wear.

 

[Claudius43]

Lol about his eyes, he's not even wearing specs in that pic. And he storied about his eyes, having a procedure done that worked, his eye is OK. Ffs x million, the exaggerating they all do makes my teeth itch.
His poor flat head though, looks like he needs one of those helmetsbabies wear.

I’m actually shocked with how flat the back of his head is, I’ve never seen a grown adult with a head that shape? I don’t know if it’s just the angle and stuff but bleeping hell

 

[Headintheclouds82]

He most certainly did. He lies that much he just can’t keep up

It’s weird the amount of lies. They’re not even whoppers, just irrelevant little white lies but it boils my piss really badly!

He’s done it again this morning. He went to his manager two years ago to tell him his ill health would no longer allow him to be in his superior role and he’s been in this new role for 3-4 years.
If you went two years ago, you haven’t done it for 3-4! Argghhhhh! Stop it!

I’m noticing it all the more now as well

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Surprise surprise here’s me Googling away trying to figure out what his Kerry Katona disease is actually called.....

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Bless our Melvy Queen of Scots, what would we do without him pouring pure bullshit into our ears? He just makes it so easy to take the piss out of him and his delusions of grandeur.
Have to say I'm pissed off he didn't story my message that I sent him, it was right up his street I know he got it because he replied to me telling me he loved it

 

[Frankensooze]

Bless our Melvy Queen of Scots, what would we do without him pouring pure bullshit into our ears? He just makes it so easy to take the piss out of him and his delusions of grandeur.
Have to say I'm pissed off he didn't story my message that I sent him, it was right up his street I know he got it because he replied to me telling me he loved it

What did you say?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

What did you say?

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

 

[Divinechat]

duck THE FUCKITY duck OFF !!!! The person who.sent this needs hit in the bloody face. St Melvim should be used in school ?

 

[ayeayecaptain]

I cannot tell you how hard it was to write with all the spelling mistakes and tit. I'll be blocked by him now when he sees this on here

You’ll got to Hinching Hell for that