Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’

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Ah mean, ah love ma brother but Jesus Christ I would never hang shite like that on ma wall. Costumes he’s worn at a crappy Glasgow panto? It’s hardly Oscar frocks he’s worn while winning best actor award, yet maid Marion is going on like it is. I really fail to see why it’s so sentimental? It’s costumes he’s worn while doing his job at panto? Think I might get a bespoke canvas made of suits my brother has worn while he’s at work being a headteacher - purrrre sentimental ma lovelies.
 
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Changing the bed AGAIN, fuck me, my beds lucky if it gets changed once a fortnight I honestly think he just does this shit because he’s bored and has nothing else in his life!
 
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Was thinking that to myself when he was on his stories - it’s a 3-storey department store in a shopping centre I was in that shop on Saturday as well but didn’t see him
 
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He's calling "Line of Duty" utter rubbish even though he doesn't watch it.

It's because you're too thick to understand it you prick!
 
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How can you say something is utter rubbish when you’ve never watched an episode? Fucking bell end! And it’s *you’re not your that you need in that context
 
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Mario, you're too thick to understand the plot so best you stick to something more suited to your size, like Tweenies, or Bob the Builder.
 
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How can you say something is utter rubbish when you’ve never watched an episode? Fucking bell end! And it’s *you’re not your that you need in that context
Mother of God he’s such a knob. Never seen it but “utter rubbish” as he’s not part of something - get back to watching your Disney plus Mario, more age appropriate.
 
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When he says his furniture is in storage he probably means in his wee lock up that they sometimes have in those types of flats. But obvs he has to make out its far more extravagant than that like his regular holidays abroad to Blackpool
It’s in the cupboard down the bottom of the close
 
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